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Why is being grateful the best investment?

It always appreciates.

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When the class made a puppet show, why did they buy a bag of rolls?

Because each puppet had a different roll.

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Why was Bill hesitant to have a rock band play on his yacht?

He was always told it's not good to rock the boat.

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What was Karl Marx and his brother called?

The Marx brothers.

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Why did Dan double the size of the pockets on his pants?

He was told that to afford everything, he needed deep pockets.

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Why did Emma avoid using coins?

She thought they were all two-faced.

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What is the happiest country in Europe?

Ha Land (Holland)

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What type of arm cast is this?

It's a cast of characters.

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What is similar about these 2 pictures?

They are both sublime

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What is a gym called filled with people who want to lose weight?

A waist land.

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Are robots brave?

Well, they have nerves of steel.

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When the tree was cut down, why did it not know how to react?

It was stumped.

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