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What does a penthouse have in common with the lead article in a magazine?

They are both a cover story.

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Why did Sam put his shoes close to the fireplace?

When people say 'hot shoes', he says 'G-d bless you'.

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Why was Fred looking to join another acting company?

He was ready for the next stage.

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When the patient said he had trouble with his memory, how did the doctor respond?

In that case, you pay me up front.

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Why did Martha practice drawing lions?

Her therapist said that there were times she had to get better at drawing the lion.

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What do dates and apples have it common?

One comes from a palm tree, the other comes from a pomme tree.

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What is a repairman that fixes clocks called?

A tik-tok doc.

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A book about basement renovation ideas?

Best Cellars

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If you threw a white stone into the Red Sea, what would it become?

Wet.

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How did Arnold feel about his budget?

He wants to budge it.

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Is there general agreement that people are born with a desire to take whatever they want?

A greed.

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Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

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