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What did the waiter get when he served a meal of iceberg lettuce?

The tip of the iceberg.

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What did Amy call her book about why people put other people down?

The Meaning of Demeaning.

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How is time like an insect?

It tends to creep up on you.

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What do you call a mine that might be silver and might be gold?

Either ore.

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What is inside a box of matches that falls from the sky?

A match made in heaven.

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What is the exact enrollment at the Carmelite Convent?

Nun

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What did Jim do when the bully challenged him to a debate?

He just walked away, and didn't take de bait.

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Why did the graffiti artist stop before he was arrested for vandalism?

He read the writing on the wall.

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After reading the news each day, what is the main question that can occur to you?

What can explain the second half of the word 'mankind'?

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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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How do you describe Arnold getting new boots for his computer robots?

He rebooted the computer robots.

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What can we learn from the fact that the US will no longer be making pennies?

That it no longer has common cents.

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