Pictures:

A swimming pool table.

3066

What is the most disrespectable aspect of the computer?

The cursor.

2198

What do you call the top 2 Chinese translators?

The Co-Mandarin Chiefs

73

What do you call a very long line?

A line's den.

264

Why did the man travel to India for a corned beef sandwich?

He heard they had a new Delhi.

292

What do you call a wasp that would prefer to be a bee?

A wannabee.

1560

What did Arnold like about geometry?

He thought some of the angles were acute.

23

Why did the injured man show no emotion for 6 weeks?

He'd broken both his humerus and sternum.

1067

What's the best time to create a virtual loaf of bread?

E-leaven.

1319

Why was the bee punished?

Because it didn't bee-have.

2123

Why did Jill avoid slapping the bottom of the boulder in the park?

She didn't want to hit rock bottom.

703

What did the pan say when it was covered with aluminum foil?

Foiled again!

564