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Matt Weiss
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How do you fix a broken pumpkin?

With a pumpkin patch.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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Akiva Lane
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Where did Maxine put her nail files?

In the filing cabinet.

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Dovid Lane
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What color learns a lot by reading books?

Red

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Akiva Lane
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What famous saying does this represent?

Two bees or not two bees.

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Shane Ronay
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Which part of the world do people contract mild forms of amnesia?

Micronesia

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Akiva Lane
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What game does this represent?

The rose bowl.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a group of people who share an interest in learning about and fixing electric fans?

A fan club.

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Akiva Lane
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How often is there a blue moon?

Once in a blue moon.

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Shane Ronay
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How does one refer to the hallways at mental institutions?

Psycho paths.

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What song is this about?

Hit the road Jack.

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Akiva Lane
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What can happen to our calves if we eat too much?

They can become cows.

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