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What is the heaviest Chinese soup?

One Ton soup.

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What is an insect that hums?

Humbug.

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What is the difference between turning on a computer and falling off a log?

One is logging on and the other is logging off.

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Why did Janet eat from a bag of dates when she talked to Joe at work?

She wanted him to ask her for a date.

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Why did the prisoner try to break out of jail?

He figured that after all that jail time, he needed a break.

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What is this called?

The last straw.

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Why didn't Jane play hide and seek?

Good players are hard to find.

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What kind of suit do you go into the water wearing?

A bathing suit.

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What kind of horse has sore muscles?

Charlie horse.

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Why do people love Tom so much?

It's his rye sense of humor.

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Did Dan overcome his fears and go in the hot air balloon?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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Why is laughing out loud forbidden in Hawaii?

It's a low ha state.

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