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What happens when it rains at Yankee Stadium?

Damp Yankees.

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What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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Why did the owners of the Secure Hotel change its name?

The guests felt uncomfortable being in Secure.

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Why did Max keep a safe in his house?

Everyone was telling him 'Keep safe'.

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Why was Betty concerned about people her age?

She felt there was a degeneration among the generation.

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What did they say about the king who was only 12 inches tall?

He was an excellent ruler.

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What kind of pan is very disorganized?

Pan-demonium.

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What is the study of the latest scientific breakthroughs?

Newrology

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What do you say to a friend who is trying to uproot a tree

I'm rooting for you.

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What US city has a name similar to this?

Little Rock

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Why did Olivia avoid eating almonds, cashews, and pecans?

Because they were nuts.

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Why is it good to limit the amount of news you ingest every day?

It's not a coincidence that it's called De Press.

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