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What was the policeman's response when Bill said he was speeding to get to his yoga class?

He thought it was a stretch.

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What do you call a website that tells you one fact after another?

A factory.

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In the body, what is between tendon B and tendon D.

Tendency.

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What is it called when an electrician charges a lot to install a lighting system?

The charge of the light brigade.

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What did the man's wife say when he woke up hung over, after a party?

She asked what was "ale"ing him.

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Why did Fred avoid eating hard cheese such as Swiss cheese?

He preferred eating cheese that is easier.

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When someone says something outrageous to you, why is it important to speak up?

Because otherwise it becomes in-rageous

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When does the weather need a therapist?

When it's raining like crazy.

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What fairy tale is about using puns in rap music?

Rap-pun-zel.

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What pictures did the family put on the bedroom curtains?

Pictures of tomatoes and eggplants because they are nightshades.

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How do you describe that the bark of a tree doesn't taste as good as its fruit?

It's bark is worse than it's bite.

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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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