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Why did the husband and wife feel very close to each other?

Because she was only one 'meet her' away.

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Shane Ronay
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Why are jellyfish so mean?

Because they're spineless.

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Akiva Lane
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Bill saved his pennies all year to buy a present for his wife, and brought them to a store, and do you know what he got?

A hernia.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the baseball park do when their antique organ stopped working?

They found an organ donor.

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Shane Ronay
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What can be said about the determination of these ladies?

They are nitty-gritty.

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Shane Ronay
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How to summarize a person's life after being convicted of a crime?

Con descending.

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Akiva Lane
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Where did Melinda keep information about doctors and medicine?

In her 'docs' folder on her computer.

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Why did the bartender put rolls on the bar next to the drinks?

His motto was 'Roll with the punches'.

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What did Joey do when his mother said his bathroom towel was dirty, and he should throw it in the hamper?

He threw in the towel.

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Shane Ronay
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Why should you never scream into one of these?

You'll strain your voice.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me comes the flood"?

He reigned for 59 years, and King Louis XIV reigned for 72 years, and after all that reigning, of course there would be a flood!

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What illness do birds get after they fly a lot?

The flew.

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