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What is it called when a leak is fixed in the ceiling?

Sealing the ceiling.

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What did the Howard Knot Rope Company say about its competitors?

They're not Knot knots.

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How did Sarah feel about not getting concert tickets to see her favorite band?

She found it dis-concerting.

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What expression refers to an insect in the late spring?

Bee that as it May.

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What is a coat with only sleeves called?

A coat of arms.

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Why didn't Joe mind when the wind ripped the roof off his store?

He no longer had any overhead.

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Why did the barbershop realize it was a mistake to have two barbershop poles?

People thought it was bi-polar.

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What happened to the lawyer who spent too much time drinking at the bar?

He was dis-barred.

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What would the Eiffel Tower be called if it fell down?

The I Fell Tower

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What word describes looking forward to see your aunt?

Aunt-icipation.

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Why did Andrea want to date a writer?

She was looking for Mr. Write.

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Were there dinosaurs that sprayed smells like a skunk?

If there were, they are now ex-stinked.

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