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What do you call someone who measures how much status people have?

A statustician

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How did the 2 robbers work together?

They would co-robberate.

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What's going on here?

The cat is practically out of the bag.

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Why did Alan give pennies to people in the street?

He felt the people would benefit by common cents.

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What does an art school and a store that sells bedroom dressers have in common?

They both have drawers.

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Why didn't Beth like pressing flowers?

She found it depressing, and she didn't like activities that were cut and dried.

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What 2 letters do you say when you say goodbye to someone?

C U.

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What is a book about all the things that a person thinks they should have done differently?

An oughta-biography.

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What part of the year do leaders have to be especially cautious?

The fall.

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What is an expert commentator about puns?

A pundit.

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After working for 40 years, why didn't Joe want new tires on his car?

He wasn't ready to re-tire.

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Why did Billy write in all capital letters?

He wanted to practice being a Capitalist.

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