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What did Goldie Jones call her lock company?

Goldie Locks.

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Why was the hot dog happy?

Because it was on a roll.

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What do geese and cars have in common?

They both honk.

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Why is moving from one house to another like fighting?

Because it involves boxing.

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What is the motto of a store that sends packaged liver to customers?

We deliver de liver.

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What is a plant growing out of an egg called?

An egg plant.

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Why did the CEO buy sailboats for the company?

He wanted to increase sails.

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What do you call a tree that has apples for a pie, and it's root is shaped like a square?

The square root of pie.

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What do you call a closet filled with bottles of water?

A water closet.

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What are our great-grandfathers called?

Our four fathers.

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How did the baseball player have a family meal?

He sat at his home plate.

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What is someone called who is so good at finding things, that people pay for searching?

Profound.

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