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What is something that we wear that is called by the material that it used to be made from?

Glasses.

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Why did Bill always make sure he had enough reck with him?

He didn't want to be reckless.

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Why was Bill so exhausted after a day of putting tires on the inner rings of car wheels?

It was tire ring.

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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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What part of a river has the most money?

The river bank.

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How did the mouse respond when the cat invited him to play?

What's the catch?

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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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What do you call two siblings that are sleeping next to each other?

Nap Kins

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Why was the baker upset with the loaves of bread?

Because they were loafing around too much.

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How did this team win the championship?

They put up their Dukes.

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What is getting internet sales for scary movies called?

Eeek! commerce.

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