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Why didn't Fred accept rides with other people, and preferred to walk?

Because he didn't want to be taken for a ride.

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Where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market

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When a man and a woman go on a date, how many kinds of dates are there?

Among others: accomodate, candidate, consolidate, elucidate, update, raindate, validate, inundate, and intimidate.

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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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What animal is similar to a tree that looks like a pole?

Poultry.

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What kind of tea is good for mental health?

Sana Tea.

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As Annie grew up, what question kept nagging her?

Is the 'hokie pokie' really what's it's all about?

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What do reptiles and music have in common?

They both have scales.

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Why didn't Bill have a good vacation?

By mistake he went to a hostile instead of a hostel.

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What did the woman do who got sick from the sushi restaurant?

She sued sushi.

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What type of log is slow and delayed?

The back-log.

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What is the difference between being united and being untied.

Getting 'it' backwards.

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