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What vegetable do you not want to take onto a boat?

A leek.

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How did they describe the situation where the band's bass players were drunk?

The basses were loaded.

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What's a religious name for foot doctors?

Ortho Docs.

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What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

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What is another name for a frankfurter and beer?

Frank and stein.

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What did the uninitiated tourist think when he visited here?

People were talking to the wall.

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Is there general agreement that people are born with a desire to take whatever they want?

A greed.

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What do you call someone who is an expert about alarm clocks?

An alarmist.

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Why was the baker upset with the loaves of bread?

Because they were loafing around too much.

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Why is this man confused?

Because he came to a fork in the road, and he can't decide what way to go.

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What's the combination of a man and a lima bean?

A human bean.

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Why did the painting need to rest?

Because after a long day, it was fading.

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