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What is a sentence that has only the first 5 letters of the alphabet?

A bee C's de E.

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What is the smartest part of the body?

The nose - it's amazing how much it nose.

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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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What gift does the soccer player not like to receive?

He doesn't like ties, he prefers to get victories.

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How is Julie's time in the playground going?

It's in full swing.

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What is similar between a worn out tire and getting social security?

It may be time to retire.

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What can we say about the liberty bell?

It IS what it is cracked up to be.

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Why did Amy avoid dating men who publish magazines?

She found they often had issues.

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What do you call it when the CIA puts a bugging device in a flower pot in a factory?

A plant in a plant in a plant.

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Why didn't Martha mind that she had a run in her stockings?

She figured it didn't really matter in the long run.

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What is happening to this car?

It's being toad.

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Why did Arnold lie down next to bread in the bakery?

He wanted to be rolling in dough.

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