Pictures:

What did the rich cow have lots of?

Mooooolah.

1322

When does fore plus fore equals four.

The forelegs of one horse and the forelegs of another horse adds up to four legs.

2761

What is the letter O called when it acts strange?

A weirdo.

2547

What did the deer in the forest say to the hunter?

I'm game.

2775

What do you call a troop of soldiers with long hair?

The hair force.

1659

After the hour and minute hand of a clock, what is the 3rd hand called?

The second hand.

89

What is a horror movie about a watch that goes crazy?

Seiko

519

What is the difference between giving something away for free and charging a fee for it?

The letter R.

2234

How did the baseball player feel about baseballs that land close to home plate?

He felt they were hitting too close to home.

765

Why was it that in the ancient world harps could not be trusted?

Because they were all lyres.

1106

Why was Jill relieved after she put the lid back on the peanut butter jar.

Because now it's recovered.

92

What kind of animal tries to keep all the bushes to itself?

A hedgehog.

467