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What kind of glue do Eskimos use to hold their ice houses together?

Ig glue.

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Why do you really have to hand it to short people?

Because otherwise, they can't reach it themselves.

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In war, what is more important than who is right?

Who is left.

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Why did Martha love walking on the boardwalk?

She never had a bored walk on the boardwalk.

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If a person is alone on an island, what color does he have with him?

Maroon.

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What month should you be careful not to buy fake jewelry?

Jewel lie.

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What did the man say when he no longer needed to wear glasses?

Bye, focals!

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Why was Amanda surprised that this perfume was so expensive?

She was told it was worth a red scent.

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What is the best month to buy and sell jewelry?

Jewel-eye.

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How did the new photographer's business double in no time?

Increased exposure.

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Where did the caveman put his club?

In the clubhouse.

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Why did the man buy so much bottled water?

There was a liquidation sale.

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