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Why did the glass and the dish in the sink get along so well with each other?

Because they were in sync with each other.

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What do shoes and noses have in common?

They both smell.

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Where is Kuwait?

Between Iraq and a hard place.

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Which Einstein idea concerns family relations?

The Theory of Relativity.

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Why did the leopard go the empty parking lot and go from one parking space to another?

It wanted to prove wrong those said it couldn't change its spots.

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What is the happiest country in Europe?

Ha Land (Holland)

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How did people feel when the Eastern and Western railroads met?

They were glad to make ends meet.

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What is this picture saying?

Crime is out of the question.

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Why did Amanda enjoy re-reading books by James Joyce?

She liked re-Joyce-ing.

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How do mountain goats seem to defy gravity on steep slopes?

They use cliffhangers.

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How did King Kong feel about the woman he was holding?

He had a crush on her.

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Why did Charles find a box of chocolates when he checked into his hotel room?

Because it was a suite.

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