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Why was the runner a good executive?

He was good at cutting through red tape.

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Why is K-OS not a good name for a computer operating system?

It sounds like Chaos.

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What kind of tea brings people closer?

Sincera-Tea.

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Where does a lot of violent activity take place?

In youth hostiles

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Why was it hard to get things done in the Middle Ages?

Because everything was futile (feudal).

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Where did Shakespeare learn to write plays as a child?

In the play-ground.

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Why did Arlene bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?

She had a make-up exam.

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What kind of thinking do you need to eat Cracker Jack?

Out of the box thinking.

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When the teacher gave a surprise quiz, why did he have the students stand on a big circle?

Because they had to remember everything on the spot.

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What is a braking system on a vehicle transporting coffee called?

Coffee brakes.

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When the patient said he had trouble with his memory, how did the doctor respond?

In that case, you pay me up front.

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What do small boats and computers have in common?

They both can be used for fishing using a net.

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