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What happens when you take clothes out of a dresser and put them on?

You become the dresser.

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What happens when debt gets out of control?

It debt-inates.

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Why did the reporter go into the ice cream parlor?

He wanted the inside scoop.

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What did the lottery operator do when a group of actors won the lottery?

She counted her lucky stars.

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Why do UN ambassadors stay so healthy?

Diplomatic Immunity

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How is are parameter lists similar to farmers?

They can have many fields.

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After reading the news each day, what is the main question that can occur to you?

What can explain the second half of the word 'mankind'?

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What did the royals think about their subject's continued protests?

They thought it was revolting.

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Why didn't Beth like pressing flowers?

She found it depressing, and she didn't like activities that were cut and dried.

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Why did Samantha always try to keep busy?

She didn't want to be guilty of idle worship.

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What did the long catepillar say to its friends when it was becoming a butterfly?

See you in a while, I won't be long.

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What kind of animal tries to keep all the bushes to itself?

A hedgehog.

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