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On what kind of day does time seem to go slowest?

On a fast day.

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What did Beth say when she saw icebergs from her boat?

I see icy ice seas.

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Why the quarterback run with the ball?

When he didn't see any receivers, his original plan didn't come to pass.

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What do you call a collie with a flower in its hair and eating melon?

Melancholy Cauliflower

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Why is this very useful?

Because people say they'll do things when they get a round tuit.

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What is the most disrespectable aspect of the computer?

The cursor.

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What is similar between a worn out tire and getting social security?

It may be time to retire.

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How did Maxine fold up her laptop?

She folded the screen down.

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What does a policeman, a fireman, and a doorman all have in common?

They're all men.

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Why did men find it difficult to understand what Abigail Terious was all out?

She was Miss-terious.

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What is a knick-name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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Why didn't Bill like going to the aquarium?

He thought there was something fishy about the place.

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