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Shane Ronay
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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Amanda move slowly on days that she didn't eat in order to lose weight?

She moved slowly on fast days.

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Shane Ronay
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This is our new dog, Crusty.

All he does is loaf around all day.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do butchers need regular vacations?

To escape the grind.

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Akiva Lane
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What psychiatric tool is similar the noses of hippies?

Hip noses.

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Akiva Lane
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What is an imaginary ocean?

A fanta-sea.

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Akiva Lane
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Who starred in the animated movie about food?

The bagel had the leading roll.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Alan think carefully about everything decision he made?

Because to do anything else would be unthinkable.

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Akiva Lane
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What does a lawyer wear to a trial?

A law suit.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you say about a teacher without any students?

He's in a class all by himself.

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What is this?

A pear of scissors.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when athletes learn to do the high jump?

Spring training.

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