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How do you describe a fantastic egg?

Egg-cellent, egg-ceptional, and egg-stroadinary.

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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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What law is involved with marriage and family?

The Law of Relativity.

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What country is named after neck-wear?

Tie Land.

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What do you call someone who has a very active radio show?

Radio-active.

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Why did Billy ask to borrow his friend's shoes?

Because he was told not to judge someone until you stand in their shoes.

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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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Which architecture style was used for the new personalized learning center?

Modern Tudor

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How did Melissa feel when she found out, after waiting in line, that the concert was sold out?

She found it disconcerting.

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What does a baseball cap and an overturned boat have in common?

Cap size.

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What do you call a story about a mouse that lives in 2 cities?

A Tail Of Two Cities.

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What does eating hot food and sneezing have in common?

They are both hot chews.

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