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How do you describe a mediocre seamstress?

A so-so sew-sew.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the sheep say to his friend who had been sheared?

Boy did you get fleeced.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Max react when his wife served fish for supper 6 days in a row?

He said, "There's something fishy about this".

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Why was the singer on a strict diet?

She had to be concerned with both musical scales and other scales.

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What did Al think about his friend owning his own plumbing supply business?

It was just a pipe dream.

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What happens when King Charles has a bad dream?

It's a royal nightmare.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Jim put paper money into the stream?

His accountant said he needed better cash flow.

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What is a very strange flea market called?

A bizarre bazaar.

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What does a rice farmer in the Czech Republic and a checkbook made of rice paper have in common with this image?

They're all rice chex.

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Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

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What is it called when you 'burn the midnight oil' to stay awake studying for midterm exams?

Term oil.

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What kind of point is not sharp?

A moot point.

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