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Why do people in the Czech capital feel priviledged?

They're used to their Prague-ative.

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What chess term refers to a marriage that needs to be re-invigorated?

Stalemate.

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How did the man who ate nothing but vegetable soup for decades live to be 100?

He took good stock in himself.

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Which animal rarely stops talking?

The yak

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Why is it difficult to be brave in the North Pole?

There's a tendency to get cold feet.

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What is the university in Italy where they teach everything about olives?

Olive U.

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What did the king's wife say to the king?

Reign, dear.

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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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What 2 letters do you say when you say goodbye to someone?

C U.

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What happens if certain fowl don't build insulated nests for winter?

They go cold turkey.

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What novel is about a boy who always wakes up late?

The son also rises.

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How did the vegetarian feel about hotdogs?

They are the wurst!

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