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Why didn't the small hotel want to let the motorcycle gang stay there?

The youth hostel didn't want hostile youth.

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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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What can be said about people who work around the clock?

They are shiftless.

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What did Max do when the plumbing company made a mess of trying to fix the bathroom blockage?

He decided to sue her.

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What do all these people have in common?

They're having a ball.

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What do you call someone who steals dishes from a housewares store?

Dish-honest.

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What was it called when police arrested the owner of a tie store for suspected illegal activity?

A tirade.

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Why do horses have low divorce rates?

They have stable relationships.

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A buoys club.

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What can you say about a book describing the Basement Museum?

It's a best celler.

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Why did the CEO have all the corporate planes painted red?

He didn't want them to be too plane.

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