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What do you call someone who steals dishes from a housewares store?

Dish-honest.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the seal with the broken arm say to the shark?

Do not consume when seal is broken.

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Why did Marty not want to get rid of his old beat-up car?

Because then he would be wreck-less.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the doctor use this room for?

A wading room

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Yehuda Lane
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What do cows each for brunch?

Grass, just like for all their other meals.

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How did Andrea feel when she was running out of her favorite red perfume?

She felt bad that she was down to her last red scent.

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What happened after Lenny was very skeptical about going to a chiropractor?

Now he stands corrected.

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What did Bob say to the fly that what bothering him?

Don't bug me.

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What is a berry that doesn't tell the truth about its books?

A lie berry.

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Why did Olivia avoid eating almonds, cashews, and pecans?

Because they were nuts.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

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Akiva Lane
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What aunt disagrees about everything?

Aunt Tithesis

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