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What do you call robins enjoying the sun?

Basking robbins.

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Why should you usually not take bullies seriously?

Because they are usually just full of bull.

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Do professional golfers practice for all 19 holes?

Of course.

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Why was the air traffic contoller fired?

Because he didn't know what was flying.

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Why did the graffiti artist stop before he was arrested for vandalism?

He read the writing on the wall.

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What made Ted the Teddy bear so smart?

He really knew his stuff.

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When the music tracks that Jay submitted lost the music competition, what was the ironic result?

He made a lot of money off the beaten tracks.

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Why did Mrs. Roberts have only large pots in her kitchen?

She was embarrassed to ask a store 'Do you have a little pot?'

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What is a father called who is an expert at doing things?

A doo dad.

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Since the first bay in the city was called Bay A, why did the people love the second bay?

They called it Bay B.

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Why did the sergeant give his troops sticks of glue?

As a message that they should to stick together.

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Why can you get books from a strawberry that doesn't tell the truth?

It's a lie berry.

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