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When does the weather need a therapist?

When it's raining like crazy.

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Why did the therapist keep a bell in his office?

If what he said didn't ring a bell with the patient, he could ring the bell for the patient.

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Why was Linda afraid of using Chapstick?

Her pharmacist said it was lip bomb.

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Why didn't Bill want to work in the ice cream factory?

He didn't like working on sundaes.

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What does a policeman, a fireman, and a doorman all have in common?

They're all men.

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What phrase both applies and does not apply to the Titanic?

"Icy" does apply. 'I see" does not apply.

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Why did the two electric eels like each other so much?

They found each other so electrifying.

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What is the scan number on a box of cereal called?

Its cereal number.

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What do you call a piece of pottery in the shape of a duck?

A quack pot.

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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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Why is a pet lusion that seems to be sick not really sick?

Because it's an ill lusion.

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What is a good slogan for the Republican Party?

The elephant is relevant.

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