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How did the clothing store sell the last dress that no one seemed to want?

They made a 'dis dress' sale.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is it called when an iceberg gives a waiter a nice tip?

The tip of the iceberg.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this?

A picture worth a thousand words.

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Akiva Lane
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When do you tell people what they are?

When you tell them, 'You are welcome'.

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What did the cop say to the driver who offered a bribe?

Fine.

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What is this picture saying?

Crime is out of the question.

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Shane Ronay
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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you convey to someone that you feel connected to them as a human being?

You manity.

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What is an insect that hums?

Humbug.

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How do you summarize the difference between buying in a store or buying on the internet?

You're on line, or you're online.

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Shane Ronay
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Where do uncles find their wives?

An aunt farm

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What was Edith's reaction to reading the book on anti-gravity?

She couldn't put it down.

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