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Why did Martha like circles?

Because it has the best all-around shape.

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What do you call an engineer that dries out the water from streams?

An ex-stream-ist.

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What is Denise's brother's name?

De Nephew.

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What happened when Max’s wife asked him to get plums from the grocery store?

He plum forgot.

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What do sales people, bartenders, and baseball teams have in common?

They all have pitchers.

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What do you call a successful young man that hardly ever sleeps?

A son that never sets.

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How do telephone operators work together?

They co-operate.

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What do you call someone who is against hypocrisy?

A faux foe.

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Why did Beverly go to a therapist?

She felt her complexes were very complex.

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What did the other angles say to the 90 degree angle?

You're right.

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What are zero's that are shot into space called?

Astro Noughts

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Why did the genie go to a psycho-therapist?

Because he felt all bottled-up.

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