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Why did Max really appreciate his shoes?

It was his 'sole' means of support.

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What kind of money can't be understood?

Non cents.

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What kind of tea seems to last forever?

Eterni-tea.

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What did Goldie Jones call her lock company?

Goldie Locks.

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How is Jim doing at his new job hanging up clothes in the department store?

He's getting the hang of it.

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How did the English teacher teach the class spelling?

She cast them under her spell.

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What is ironic about a large lighthouse?

It's both a lighthouse and a heavy house at the same time.

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Why did Arnold print out the word MONEY and put it into his chopped liver?

He wanted to spread the word.

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What is confusing about alarms that get activated?

Do alarms go off, or do they go on?

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Which type of realtor focuses only on promoting people's basements?

A celler's agent.

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What are the best schools to learn about intravenous feeding?

The IV league schools.

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What's the motto of a clothing maker that encourages young men to wear vests?

Go vest, young man, go vest.

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