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Why did Arlene buy a rug?

She had some problems that she wanted to sweep under it.

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What do you call a seamstress that doesn't know how to sew?

A seemstress.

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What did the man say when he no longer needed to wear glasses?

Bye, focals!

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Why did John keep 2 bags of carrots in the freezer, with 12 carrots in each bag?

He wanted 24 carrots cold.

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Why did Arlene find it hard to let the water out of the sink?

She found it draining.

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If you formed some herbs into a small submarine, what would be the result?

A suburb.

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Why did Arnold lie down next to bread in the bakery?

He wanted to be rolling in dough.

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What might a person be on if they can't be heard?

On mute.

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Why did Alan think carefully about everything decision he made?

Because to do anything else would be unthinkable.

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What ring weight absolutely nothing?

The ring tone of a phone.

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Why is the ocean right now like money?

It's a current sea.

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Which psychology specialty focuses on dealing with others?

Yourology

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