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What can you take when you are hot?

You can take a shower, a bath, or a swim.

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What is this an example of?

A knee jerk reaction.

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How did the baseball player have a family meal?

He sat at his home plate.

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Does the Moot Pencil Company make very sharp pencils?

That's a moot point.

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Why do 95% of bald people still own a comb?

They can't part with it.

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Why don't gluten-free people consume wheat?

It goes against their grain.

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Why was the chef in the Italian restaurant so smart?

He really knew how to use his noodles.

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Why did the father bring a broken cup to the family meal?

He wanted to play good-cup bad-cup with his kids.

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What 'joke' did the wife not appreciate when she was preparing a meal on her kitchen counter-top?

When her husband said, 'You're being counter productive."

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What being always acts and feels lousy?

The louse.

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Why did Lucy buy poppies from the florist?

It was Father's Day, and she bought flowers for her pop.

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Why did the prisoner not want to take the anti-allergy medicine?

Because he wanted to break out.

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