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Why did the bear not want to wear shoes?

It couldn't bear not having bare feet.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do electricians monitor the news so closely?

To keep current.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Their middle name.

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Akiva Lane
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What nickname did Billy's English teacher give him because his essays were so good?

Bill of writes.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the disorganized actor knew that he had to do?

He had to get his act together.

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Akiva Lane
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What do small boats and computers have in common?

They both can be used for fishing using a net.

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Akiva Lane
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What do transport companies and movies have in common?

They both have trailers.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

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Akiva Lane
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What are some 3 letter roles for people that are spelled the same backwards and forwards, showing they have to be flexible?

MOM, DAD, and TOT

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Akiva Lane
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What was the zoo like when all the bears were sent to a different zoo?

It was unbearable.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What did the teacher say to the student when he asked to make up an exam after graduation?

She said, 'You can't make these things up.'

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