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What was the result that friends Juan and Amal were always together?

When you saw Juan, you saw Amal.

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What kind of glue do Eskimos use to hold their ice houses together?

Ig glue.

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Why did the factory that made car transmissions have problems?

Because their assembly line was make-shift.

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What happened to the person who snuck into the heated swimming pool?

He's now in hot water.

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What can you say about an old couch that was fixed?

It was in bad shape, but now it's recovered.

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What happened to Cynthia when she was in Hollywood and hit her head?

She saw stars.

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What word describes a variety of missiles?

Missile-aneous.

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What happened when the paint Jerry took spilled on his hands?

He was caught red handed.

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What psychiatric tool is similar the noses of hippies?

Hip noses.

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How could Ami know for sure there was an odor in the room?

She just nose.

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What do bats celebrate when they come of age?

Their bat mitzvah.

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When Jim went to the seashore at dawn, how did he feel when the early morning mist cleared?

He had liked being in the midst of the mist, and he missed the mist.

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