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When did the mother of a newborn boy wake up?

At son rise.

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Why didn't the king allow anything to be placed over his throne?

He didn't want to think about the phrase 'over throne'?

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What do you say when you have trouble opening a jar of sesame paste?

Open sesame.

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What is a company that rents DAF trucks by the day called?

Daf Yomi.

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Does therapy often cost a lot?

Yes, but you can keep the change.

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What is it called when you continue an interrupted Zoom call?

Re-zooming the call.

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Why was the athlete with a very bad cold very sad?

His nose was running more than he was.

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Why wasn't Alan impressed with the running track inside of the windmill?

It was just run of the mill.

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Why did the sergeant give his troops sticks of glue?

As a message that they should to stick together.

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Why did Arlene bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?

She had a make-up exam.

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What did Joan do after she attached her schedule to a helium balloon?

She didn't know, because her plans were up in the air.

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What does this picture show?

What are the greater graters?

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