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How did the recession affect the company that made air conditioners?

It took the wind out of their sales.

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What does a Frenchman say when he says something off-color?

Pardon my French.

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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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How is the way that cows chew their cud similar to letters to the editor?

They both involve feedback.

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What did Bill say when he brought his bike to the bike store to have the brakes fixed?

Give me a break!

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Why did Joe race Fred to the punch-bowl at the party?

He wanted to beat him to the punch.

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Why did the prisoner break out of jail?

Because he couldn't finish a sentence.

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Horses are fun to ride...

...but make terrible neigh bors.

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What 2 letters do you say when you say goodbye to someone?

C U.

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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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Is this letter waiting for anything?

No, it's ready.

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Why did Bill's moving company shake the furniture as they moved it?

Because they wanted to be movers and shakers.

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