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What is a horror movie about a watch that goes crazy?

Seiko

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Why did the baker always make jokes about bread?

To get a rise out of people.

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Why did Betty hold things very tightly when things got tough?

She didn't want things to get out of hand.

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Why wasn't Joe able to get the bank's low-interest loan?

Because the bank had low interest in giving the loan.

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What do you call a woodworker who can make a chair out of a flat piece of wood?

Chair man of the board.

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How did the trampoline team feel about being behind in the World championships?

They were sure they were going to bounce back.

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What happened when Phil decided to do a brain transplant?

He changed his mind.

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Why is it often difficult to communicate messages to other people?

Because often they begin with a mess.

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Why did Arthur try to convince his wife that money was very much in style?

Because she was spending it like it was going out of style.

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What did the oil prospector say when he found out the oil well was dry?

Oh, well!

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What occurs when the amount of garbage exceeds space in the trash can?

It is beyond the pail.

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Why did Billy ask to borrow his friend's shoes?

Because he was told not to judge someone until you stand in their shoes.

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