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What is the origin of the word 'stain'?

It's a spot that is stayin' in the clothes.

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What was the nickname of 10 year old Beth who was always getting into trouble?

Miss Cheevous

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What nickname did Billy's English teacher give him because his essays were so good?

Bill of writes.

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How do you compare the words Mercy (English) and Merci (French)?

Mercy is what one asks for, and Merci is what one says after getting it.

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How did Joe the boxer feel after being slugged in the face?

He felt very sluggish.

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In 1900 two brothers tried to make an airplane, why did they fail?

Because they were the wrong brothers.

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Why do 95% of bald people still own a comb?

They can't part with it.

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What happens when it rains at Yankee Stadium?

Damp Yankees.

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What is this man doing?

He's "piering" down

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What is a good name for a company that certifies bones for dogs to chew on?

Bone-a-fide

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Did Emily like living near the water?

She shore did.

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What is a good name for a store that sells sofas?

Sofa so good.

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