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In a group of rabbits, how far are they from each other?

A hare's breath.

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Why was Billy very careful blowing out the candles on his birthday cake?

This was his big birthday party, and he didn't want to blow it.

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What animal is similar to a tree that looks like a pole?

Poultry.

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Which U.S. city do people have the hardest time losing weight?

Gainesville, FL

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What does a watch repairman have in common with turning a wheel left to right?

They are both clock wise.

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What is the result of the fact that there are 7 trillion nerves in the human body?

Sometimes we feel like a bundle of nerves.

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Why did the unemployed actor break his leg?

He wanted to be in a cast.

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What happens to unsold bread from the bakery?

It's toast.

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How would you describe this?

Spring is in the air.

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What is a rebellious tick called?

A heretic.

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How to properly refer to someone convicted for illegally texting?

Con-text

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Why didn't Arnold answer questions about beans?

Because he didn't know beans about it.

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