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What do you say when you finally see a parking space?

I spot a spot.

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What did Mr. Cow say to Mrs. Cow when it started pouring rain?

I Noah ark we can use.

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What day in September do women give birth?

Labor day.

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What game does this represent?

The orange bowl.

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When Mark got sick and couldn't play trumpet in the school band for a week, what did he do?

The doctor gave him a note that he couldn't play notes.

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A field of hole wheat.

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What was the slogan of the resort on the mountain?

Come up, and calm down.

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What do you call a house where you go to become more aware?

A warehouse.

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How did Joe feel when he reached to pick up a stick, and it turned out to be a rattlesnake?

He felt rattled.

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Where do people who want to be smuggled across a border go to?

A flee market.

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What is this man's position at the company?

Chairman of the Bored

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What happened when Phil decided to do a brain transplant?

He changed his mind.

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