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What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

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How did the vegetarian feel about hotdogs?

They are the wurst!

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How did Elsie the cow feel when she couldn't give milk?

She felt like an udder failure.

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What kind of bush can take you by surprise?

An ambush.

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Who did Yvonne go to in order to take care of her eye tic?

A tic doc.

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Why didn't the entrepreneur's projects succeed?

Because they never made cents.

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What did Beth say when she saw icebergs from her boat?

I see icy ice seas.

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How do you wake up bread?

You make it rise.

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Which type of make-up remover is used by all genders?

Withdrawing an apology

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What happend when Max tripped over the boxes of glass jars?

He found it jarring.

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What is this an example of?

A knee jerk reaction.

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Why wasn't the student's cousin able to pick her up from school?

It wasn't a pparent.

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