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Why did Martha love walking on the boardwalk?

She never had a bored walk on the boardwalk.

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What is the shine of a gold ring called?

Its ring tone.

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What is happening to this car?

It's being toad.

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Why did John think he had Type O blood, when he really had Type A?

His birth records had a Type O.

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Why did Betty hold things very tightly when things got tough?

She didn't want things to get out of hand.

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What is it called when a homeowner tries to stop a foreclosure of his house?

House keeping.

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Why did Arnold always bet at the same race track?

He had a one-track mind.

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What is another name for a florist?

A petal pusher

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Why did Matt and Joan feel tension when the dishes weren't washed?

They felt out of sync when the dishes were in the sink.

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What is a course called where you learn to be a doctor with material you get in the mail?

A post doctorate.

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Why is this bandwagon no longer in use?

Too many people were jumping on it.

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How do you say in one word that the media is not high quality?

Mediacrity.

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