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What is the difference between a lawsuit, a birthday, and politics?

A lawsuit has 2 parties, a birthday has 1 party, and politics has many parties.

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How do you describe pulling a penny out of the sewer?

The ascent of a cent with a scent.

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What do you call someone who loves displaying their mink coat?

A show fur.

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If a hiker meets in the woods a large bear on the left and a small bear on the right, what should he do?

Bear right.

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Why didn't the entrepreneur's projects succeed?

Because they never made cents.

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When Joe was very tired, why did he go to the police station?

Because he needed arrest.

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What is a price war and an advertising war between stores called?

Retailiation.

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What is a plant growing out of an egg called?

An egg plant.

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What's the difference between the picture on the left and the one on the right?

One is a cute angel, and the other is an acute angle.

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What is it called when a very small child waves at you?

Micro wave lovin'.

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What do they say about the tree that was cut down because it no longer had leaves?

It was absent without leaves.

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Why did the mother love carry her child?

She started loving it when she carried him before he was born.

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