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What is someone who can keep a secret called?

A secretary.

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How did Frank's hitch-hiking trip go?

It went without a hitch.

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What gift does the soccer player not like to receive?

He doesn't like ties, he prefers to get victories.

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Shane Ronay
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What do auto mechanics call their rest periods?

Coffee brakes.

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Why do dessert lovers like this airline?

They serve pie in the sky.

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What is a side-trip on a vacation called?

A detour on de tour.

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Why did Max pick up his glass of wine?

He wanted to lift his spirits.

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Why do French eat snails?

They don't like fast food.

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What do you call a President that is also a dentist?

President-ist.

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What is it called when a leader demands that everyone kneel down to him?

Tyra-knee.

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What do you call a rat whose name is Demmik?

Demmik Rat.

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What kind of art do father's like?

Pop art.

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