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What is a first aid station for clowns called?

Comic relief.

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What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?

"Don't know if you're coming or going? We do!".

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What did Frank say when he wanted to tell someone how he felt?

I want to be Frank with you.

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What did Mount Rushmore look like before it was carved?

Un-presidented.

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What type of log is slow and delayed?

The back-log.

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What did Max do when he joined the surfboard team?

He was onboarded.

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When the nerve cell tells the muscle cell to contract, what is the muscle cell's reaction?

You have some nerve!

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What is special about the sentence, 'See, yes we can'?

The words mean Yes in Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew.

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How did Jeff feel when his favorite porpoise in the aquarium was very sick?

He felt like he no longer had a porpoise.

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What is a program called that tries to convince people to become doctors?

Indoctorinzation.

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What is a nickname for pharmacists?

Pharmers.

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Why did Bill's tongue always hurt?

Every time he wanted to say something that he shouldn't say, he bit his tongue.

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