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What is a coat with only sleeves called?

A coat of arms.

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What happens if certain fowl don't build insulated nests for winter?

They go cold turkey.

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Why is Joe doing this?

He was told it was important to push the envelope.

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How did the baseball player have a family meal?

He sat at his home plate.

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What is the person on the right doing?

He's using a needle to needlessly needle someone who doesn't need it.

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What is a motorcycle that attacks people called?

A vicious cycle.

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Why did Bill take sleeping lessons?

He wanted to sleep well.

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What does a very cooked steak and a great book have in common?

They are both well done.

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Why are bees that are born in May confused?

Because they are maybe's.

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What is the difference between an elevator and an escalator?

An elevator elevates, and an escalator escalates.

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Why was Fred confused by forms?

Because he didn't know if he should fill them IN or fill them OUT.

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What did the waiter get when he served a meal of iceberg lettuce?

The tip of the iceberg.

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