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What is the study of the family history of Genies called?

Genie-ology.

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What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

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What interpersonal skill is named after a Greek legend?

Apollo gize.

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With the rule "I before E except after C', why is the word 'seize' an exception?

Because it is totally made up 'Seize'

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How can we summarize that Bill ruined his life because of a gambling addiction?

He threw away paradise for a pair of dice.

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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

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Why did Alan think carefully about everything decision he made?

Because to do anything else would be unthinkable.

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Why didn't the mother want her son to listen to the radio too much?

She didn't want him to become too radio-active.

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How did the vegetarian feel about hotdogs?

They are the wurst!

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How did the conversation go between a patient and the doctor who wanted him to cut down on mayonnaise?

Mayonnaise? No you may not.

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Why did Beverly change from being an accountant to a singing teacher?

She found she was very good with in-voices.

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Why did the prisoner try to break out of jail?

He figured that after all that jail time, he needed a break.

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