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Why can't everyone text at the same speed?

Not everyone is the same type.

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What vegetable jumps into the deep end of the pool?

The endive.

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What kind of tea decreases a person's intelligence?

Stupida tea.

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Who represents the National Bicycle Tire Association?

Their spokesman

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Why was Jill relieved after she put the lid back on the peanut butter jar.

Because now it's recovered.

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What can you say about a person who sews together pieces of cloth into suits and dresses?

He has his work cut out for him.

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What is a bank for pigs called?

A piggy bank.

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When everyone quit the baseball league except Joe, why wasn't Joe upset?

Because now he was in a league all by himself.

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What do transport companies and movies have in common?

They both have trailers.

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What would it be called if you wrapped a city in a big blue blanket?

Rhapsody in Blue.

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When Stephanie inventeted a way of saying that someone is at the door without ringing a bell, what prize did she win?

The No-Bell prize.

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Why did Barry wear an oxygen mask when he saw a beautiful sunset?

Because it took his breath away.

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