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What is happening here?

It's raining cats and dogs.

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If a person was stranded on a desert island, what color would he find there?

Maroon.

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What did the man say when he no longer needed to wear glasses?

Bye, focals!

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What is the shine of a gold ring called?

Its ring tone.

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Why do many people choose low-fat milk?

Whole milk wheys them down.

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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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What did Paul McCartney say when a hornet flew into his house and scared people?

Let it bee

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What did the seamstress say when she couldn't fix a hole in a sweater?

Oh darn it!

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How are a sanitation truck and computer similar?

Both are garbage in / garbage out

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What interpersonal skill is named after a Greek legend?

Apollo gize.

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What do you call it when someone is envious of another person's ability to be as flexible as Jello?

Jello-sy.

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What do you call a thief that leaves no clues?

Stainless steal.

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