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What does a penthouse have in common with the lead article in a magazine?

They are both a cover story.

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What does a baseball cap and an overturned boat have in common?

Cap size.

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Where can you go when you're tired?

You can go to bed and go to sleep.

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What crime does this describe?

Assault and battery.

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What kind of tree teaches us about shapes?

Geoma tree.

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Why did the editor wear a sweater?

Because writers sent her many drafts.

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What 5 letters are just empty energy?

MTNRG

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What colored letter does not want to wait?

Red D.

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What con-man conquered a large part of Asia?

Genghis Con

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What is the difference between an orange and a bad law?

An orange is peeled, and a bad law is repealed.

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How did the baseball player feel about baseballs that land close to home plate?

He felt they were hitting too close to home.

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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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