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What did Noah do before the flood?

He was pre-pairing.

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What happens when we realize something?

We see it with real eyes.

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What didn't Alan understand about the Humpty Dumpty nursery rhyme?

How were the king's horses involved in putting Humpty Dumpty together again?

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What is Fidel Castro saying?

Have a Havana banana with a bandana in my banana republic.

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How did Martha feel about going back to work on Monday?

It was a weak day.

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How can you hold air?

By holding your breath.

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What did Jay say when there was an explosion at his factory?

"Let the chips fall where they may".

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When Emily was on a diet, what were the slowest days?

The fast days.

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What does the Constitution have in common with balancing a checkbook?

Checks and balances.

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What did Bill realize when he stood in the field at dawn?

As he looked OVER the morning DEW, he realized he shouldn't rush and OVERDO the things he hadn't done yet, though they seemed OVERDUE.

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Why didn't Barry ever work out in the gym?

He planned to go there, but it never worked out.

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When did the serfs in the Middle Ages sometimes enjoy their work?

When they were Serfing.

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