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How did Sam feel about getting bald?

Hair today, gone tomorrow.

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What do you say when you see an elephant?

You mongous!

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Which type of realtor focuses only on promoting people's basements?

A celler's agent.

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Why did Bob start a rabbit farm?

He wanted a hare raising experience.

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Why did the police arrest the comedian?

Because he was a riot.

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What did Max say when the mechanic said he must fix the car brakes?

Those are the breaks.

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Why did Jill buy a Jiffy car?

Because she wanted to go places and come back in a jiffy.

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Where is a runner from when he stops running?

Iran.

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Why was Linda afraid of using Chapstick?

Her pharmacist said it was lip bomb.

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How did Bill react when he saw graffiti in his school?

He knew that the handwriting was on the wall.

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Why is this man confused?

Because he came to a fork in the road, and he can't decide what way to go.

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How did the alien feel when trying to socialize with people?

Alienated.

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