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What kind of bush can take you by surprise?

An ambush.

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What do reptiles and music have in common?

They both have scales.

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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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Why do you really have to hand it to short people?

Because otherwise, they can't reach it themselves.

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What is it called when people make big letters on the ground?

Typography topography.

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What did the fish say to the fisherman?

If you're interested, drop me a line.

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What US city is named after soft drinks that Sara made?

Sarasota.

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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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If the color of the White house is white, what is the color of a green house?

A greenhouse is transparent because its walls are made of glass.

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How can psychiatrists charge so much?

Because people have to be crazy to pay those rates.

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What kind of insect has a name that indicates that it's always running away?

The flea.

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Why did the general not want to look down at his boots?

He wanted to avoid de feet.

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