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What is MOM spelled upside down?

WOW!

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What novel is about a boy who always wakes up late?

The son also rises.

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Why did Jim want to be a farmer?

He thought he would dig it.

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What helps traction in marriage?

Attraction.

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What do you call a group of cars that are flooded after a hurricane?

A car pool.

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Why did Alan think carefully about everything decision he made?

Because to do anything else would be unthinkable.

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How did David feel about praying in a talis?

It was a fringe benefit.

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How did the family feel after a great day at the amusement park?

They didn't want anything to dispel the spell.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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Why do prophets tell others about their visions?

The prophet motive is to wake people up to the truth.

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Why did the man travel to India for a corned beef sandwich?

He heard they had a new Delhi.

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What do we have here?

Katy barred the door.

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