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Why did the ant and the antelope like each other?

Because they were on the same page.

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When a doctor displayed the brain image of a high IQ person, what was the reaction?

That it was ingenious.

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What are some things a person can do if they are stuck thinking about the past?

The can buy 'presents' for other people, or go to a river and look at the 'current'.

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How do you say in one word that the media is not high quality?

Mediacrity.

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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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What is a rebellious tick called?

A heretic.

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Why didn't the carpenter want to fit counter-tops?

He didn't want to be accused of counter-fitting.

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When the teacher said there's no such thing in English as a double positive making a negative, how did a student respond?

Yeah, right.

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Why do internet browsers tend to gain weight?

They use cookies.

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How did the teacher feel about the dry-erase white board.

He thought it was remarkable.

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What did the seamstress say when she couldn't fix a hole in a sweater?

Oh darn it!

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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