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What ring weight absolutely nothing?

The ring tone of a phone.

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What was the longest mistake in history?

The Roman Error, it lasted 500 years.

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What did the losing coach say about his opponent after losing by 52 points?

I found them very offensive.

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Why was Betty so surprised when a blue car drove up and her friend stepped out?

Because it came out of the blue.

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How do you describe someone who is no longer centric?

Ex-centric.

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Why was it so easy to reverse-engineer this dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

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How can you help people who are suspicious?

Change the first letter of suspicious from S to A, to make it auspicious.

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What is a dog called that swims back and forth in a pool?

A lap dog.

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What did the uninitiated tourist think when he visited here?

People were talking to the wall.

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Why didn't the carpenter want to fit counter-tops?

He didn't want to be accused of counter-fitting.

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What happened on April 16th and 17th 1986?

This man got his dates mixed up.

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What fruit is the favorite of men and women getting to know each other?

Dates.

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