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Why wasn't Lucy happy about her schedule?

Because she was so busy, it wasn't funny.

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What is the motto of chiropractors?

We're got your back.

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Why did the painting need to rest?

Because after a long day, it was fading.

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Why did Phil stop turning around?

Because every time he turned around, another year went by.

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What is true about this famous journalist?

His name is Mudd

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Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

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When Emily was on a diet, what were the slowest days?

The fast days.

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Why did Bill enjoy working in building demolition?

He thought it was a blast!

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What is an expert commentator about puns?

A pundit.

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What are ticks called that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly Ticks

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What kind of clothes do polar bears wear?

Polar shirts.

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What did the clock repairman say when you asked when the talking clock will be fixed?

Time will tell.

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