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Why didn't Arnold answer questions about beans?

Because he didn't know beans about it.

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What is it like in a place where everyone lives in tents?

Intensity.

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Why can't you trust a staircase?

It is either up to something, or letting you down.

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Why did Max keep a safe in his house?

Everyone was telling him 'Keep safe'.

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Which fruit has a Y chromosome?

BOYSenberries

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Why did Jim want to be a farmer?

He thought he would dig it.

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What do you lightening that starts a forest fire?

A match made in heaven.

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Where do gardeners love to shop?

Bloomingdales

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What is something before it was redundant?

Dundant.

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If the second hand on a clock measures seconds, what does the first hand measure?

Either minutes or hours, but we're not sure.

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When we treat others with tact, what is the result?

Our relationships remain intact.

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Is the author the main person who can edit the book they wrote?

Yes, that is the main person who is author eyes'd.

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