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What was Ava's reaction when the jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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How did Mark feel when he used a machine to get rid of his static?

He felt ex-static.

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When the teacher said there's no such thing in English as a double positive making a negative, how did a student respond?

Yeah, right.

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Why didn't Maxine want to charge the lightbulb with a saltwater battery?

She didn't want it to be charged with salt and battery.

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How did workers feel about going out on strike?

They felt the labor pains would give birth to a better situation.

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What is someone called who is an expert at getting goo off of clothes?

A goo ru.

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Why are bananas so popular?

They have a peel.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me the flood"?

Because he rained for 59 years.

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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He couldn't get a handle on it.

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Why didn't the king allow anything to be placed over his throne?

He didn't want to think about the phrase 'over throne'?

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What is a fancy expensive scale called?

Upscale.

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What music do they play in Boulder, Colorado?

Rock music.

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