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What song is this about?

Hit the road Jack.

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Why did Bill and Eddie start their company at the radar dish?

Because they wanted the business to be under the radar.

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Why did Beth get so upset when there was only one straw left in the dining room, and someone else took it?

Because that was the last straw!

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What phrase suggests that we should research potential marriage partners?

Check mate.

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Why did the Indian chief never have to sleep outside?

He had reservations.

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What do you call a pilot that learns to fly at night?

A fly by night.

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What is a good name for a car repair shop, that takes care of cars like a mother cares for children?

Good Car Ma

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What do programs, programmers, mathematics, lumbermills, and fireplaces all have it common?

They all use logs.

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What is similar between most men's hair and re-planting a garden?

They are both re-seeding.

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What happened when Ben was stuck in traffic and missed his doctor's appointment?

It became a dis-appointment.

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Why did the blues band remind Bob of his days hunting whales?

The wailing reminded him of whaling.

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What did Max do when the plumbing company made a mess of trying to fix the bathroom blockage?

He decided to sue her.

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