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What do you call a baseball player and his Rabbi?

Batman and Rabban.

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What type of tree is this?

A palm tree.

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What time did Jimmy eat 30 peanuts?

8:30

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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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Why did Bill want his wife to make pie without sugar?

His sweetie pie's pie was sweet enough.

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Why are bananas so popular?

They have a peel.

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What is similar between a teenager with a credit card and a rhinoceros?

They are both dangerous when they are charging.

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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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What is the study of focusing on others called?

Yourology

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What do you say to a friend who is trying to uproot a tree

I'm rooting for you.

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Why did Bill always make sure he had enough reck with him?

He didn't want to be reckless.

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How did the inventor of the Jack-In-The-Box come up with invention?

He used out-of-the-box thinking.

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