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What do taxi companies and computer devices have in common?

They both use drivers.

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How did Andy feel when the skin doctor cancelled his apppointment?

He felt irritated.

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Why did Janet eat from a bag of dates when she talked to Joe at work?

She wanted him to ask her for a date.

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What vegetables were on strike?

The onions, because they were onion-ized.

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How did Matteo feel about being a soccer fan?

It was fan-tastic.

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What bird is very curious about people?

The owl, because is always saying 'Who, who?'

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Eli Simcha Lane
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Where can you buy black markers?

The black market.

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Why did Lisa buy things with pennies?

When she bought things, she wanted to use common cents.

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What psychological issue does this represent?

De pendant C.

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Will the door squeak when it's opened and closed?

That hinges on whether it is oiled.

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What do you call a cat that steals things?

A feline felon.

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Which horse did the cowboy only ride after dark?

A night mare

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