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Why did Lisa buy things with pennies?

When she bought things, she wanted to use common cents.

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What is clothing from Italy called?

Italian dressing.

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I know the capitals of all 50 States.

For instance, Montana starts with a capital "M".

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Why is this very useful?

Because people say they'll do things when they get a round tuit.

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How did Jim feel when he walked barefoot on seashells at the beach?

He was shell shocked.

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What is the status of one's yard after cleaning up after the dog?

It's dooty-free.

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What is the difference between an optometrist and a psychologist?

One is an eye doctor and the other is an 'I' doctor.

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What does the sound of ducks and unsound docs have in common?

They are both quacks.

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What did the husband say when he brought his wife flowers?

This bud's for you.

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How is are parameter lists similar to farmers?

They can have many fields.

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What do you call and aunt that doesn't like people?

Aunt Tipathy

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What is a good name for a locksmith that serves food?

Bagels and locks.

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