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When you add up numbers, and are amazed at the result, what is that called?

Awe sum.

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The new movie about RVs should be a good one.

I saw the trailer.

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How did the vegetarian feel about hotdogs?

They are the wurst!

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What do you call a chemical that makes you laugh?

A comical chemical.

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Why didn't Billy like the second class of his school day?

He felt like a second class citizen.

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What do you call someone who tries to reduce the time you have to wait for doctors?

A wait lifter.

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What do you call a trumpet made from a shoe?

A shoe horn

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How do gold miners carry away their gold?

In gold man sacks.

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What is the origin of the word 'stain'?

It's a spot that is stayin' in the clothes.

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Which type of make-up remover is used by all genders?

Withdrawing an apology

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How did the recession affect the company that made air conditioners?

It took the wind out of their sales.

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Which psychology specialty focuses on dealing with others?

Yourology

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