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Why didn't Joe understand airplanes?

It was above his head.

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When Beverly had a dream about swimming in a pool of orange soda, what did it mean?

It was just a Fanta Sea.

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Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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How did the farmer like planting the field of wheat?

It was sow sow.

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What did Noah do before the flood?

He was pre-pairing.

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Why was Joyce amazed when she saw what came before posterous?

It was pre-posterous.

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What do you call a collection for money to plant bushes?

A hedge fund.

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What was the runner chasing after?

He was trying to catch his breath.

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What happened when Joe tripped on his neighbor's exposed sewer?

He wanted to sue her.

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Why did Bill not become a gastroenterologist?

He didn't have the guts.

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Why was Donny very confused about pens?

Because his teacher said that you could fit a lot of animals in a pen.

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