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If something happens, and you want to talk about it, who can you talk about it with?

You can tell a phone, tell a vision, tell a graph, tell a scope, or tell a viv.

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What kind of tea protects you when you buy something?

Warren Tea.

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What can you say about someone who thinks he will make a lot of money playing dice?

He's in a fool's para-dice.

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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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Where's the best place to shop in order to escape?

A flee market

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Why did Mike lose his job as a masseur?

He rubbed people the wrong way.

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What is a doctor called who takes care of stomach gas?

A fizz-ician.

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Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

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What is similar about these 2 pictures?

They are both sublime

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Why did the bears stop being friends?

They found each other unbearable.

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What is the university in Italy where they teach everything about olives?

Olive U.

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If a calculator falls and cracks, can you still use it?

Sometimes, but you can't count on it.

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