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What do you call a plane that is not fancy?

A plain plane.

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How did Angela feel when she saw a rattlesnake in the park?

She felt rattled.

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Why was Fred looking to join another acting company?

He was ready for the next stage.

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Why was the steam iron that had very little water very tired?

It was running out of steam.

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Why is Ilan Musk very interested in learning about people who live in marshes?

Because they are marshans.

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What can be said about the determination of these ladies?

They are knitty-gritty.

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What is a bathroom called that has no bath?

A bathroom.

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How could Ami know for sure there was an odor in the room?

She just nose.

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Why did Bob put some salt on everything he ate?

He was told to take everything with a grain of salt.

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What kind of log can't change directions?

An ideologue.

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When Mark got sick and couldn't play trumpet in the school band for a week, what did he do?

The doctor gave him a note that he couldn't play notes.

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What's a good name for someone who is always prepared?

Justin Case

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