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How best to describe someone who only sees his own perspective?

MYopic.

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How do some people react when seeing a bee colony this large?

Thjey get the hives

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Why did Amy like giving watches as presents?

She felt there is no present like the time.

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What sickness does one get from building too hot a fire in a ski cottage?

Cabin fever

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What did the uninitiated tourist think when he visited here?

People were talking to the wall.

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What is one result of inflation?

Goodbye to good buys.

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During an uprising, what are random groups of armed men called?

Malicious militias.

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Why did Beverly learn knot tying?

She wanted to tie the knot, and get married.

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If you can get 100 somethings for a penny today, how sure can you be that this will be the price tomorrow?

One hundred per cent.

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What is a noun that makes money?

A pro noun.

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Why did the person who smoked too much go to Istanbul on a cold day right after Thanksgiving?

Because he wanted to go cold Turkey.

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Why was the diver not so proud of diving into a bucket of water?

Compared to all his other abilities, it was only a drop in the bucket.

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