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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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What can you say about a broken drinking fountain?

It's out of order and out of water.

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What was the animal band on Noah's Ark called?

The Arkistra.

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After the hour and minute hand of a clock, what is the 3rd hand called?

The second hand.

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Why didn't Joe buy camouflage trousers at the store?

He couldn't find them.

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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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Why was Fred looking to join another acting company?

He was ready for the next stage.

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What does this picture show?

What are the greater graters?

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When Emily was on a diet, what were the slowest days?

The fast days.

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What do you call a very heavy bird that you carry?

A bird-en.

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Why did Amy like giving watches as presents?

She felt there is no present like the time.

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What is it called when a mystic is hopeful about the future?

Opti-mistic.

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