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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress?

Congress.

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Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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What kind of clothes do polar bears wear?

Polar shirts.

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How are kids similar to food?

If you don't care for them when they are fresh, they become spoiled.

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Why did Mike buy picture frames?

Someone suggested that he reframe his problems.

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Why do some major in Hospitality Management?

To learn the inns and outs of the subject.

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When Jack felt that his out-house was too dark, how did he feel after he put a large hole on the top of the door to let in light?

I needed that like a hole in the head.

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What is a good name for a Gastroenterologist Group?

Intestinal Fortitude

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What is the study of water faucets called?

Spigotry.

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What did Jay say when there was an explosion at his factory?

"Let the chips fall where they may".

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What country is similar to a runner that just finished a race?

Iran

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