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Shane Ronay
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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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Shane Ronay
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How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

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Akiva Lane
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When it comes to understanding things, what is the most important letter in the alphabet?

Y

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Akiva Lane
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What did the deer in the forest say to the hunter?

I'm game.

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Matt Weiss
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A black board.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the winner prevail in this competition?

He was on a roll

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Akiva Lane
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What are tests in cosmetic school called?

Make-up exams.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the blues band remind Bob of his days hunting whales?

The wailing reminded him of whaling.

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Akiva Lane
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What food is this?

Apple Pie

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Akiva Lane
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When Betty felt the need to express herself, what did she do?

She drove on the the expressway.

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Shane Ronay
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Who invented the World Wide Web?

Spiderman!

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Akiva Lane
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What are chicken wings that originated in Buffalo New York called?

Buffalo wings.

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