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When it rains, how are trees and grass similar to people?

They enjoy taking a shower.

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What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?

"Don't know if you're coming or going? We do!".

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What was Pandora guilty of?

Out of the box thinking.

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What was the source of Bob's mortal foot injury?

He kicked the bucket.

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What was the judge's response when the defendant asked for the charge to be waived?

The judge did not agree, and instead he waved it.

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How did Emma feel when she had a dream during a nap that she was elected president?

It felt like a power nap.

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How did Max feel about his rash?

He found it very irritating.

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What do you call people who work together in a chocolate factory?

Cocoa co-workers.

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What is it called when people hold that only their belief system is valid?

Pious bias.

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What do you call college students who go back to school in the fall?

Autumn leaves.

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Why did Max really appreciate his shoes?

It was his 'sole' means of support.

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How did Mark feel when he used a machine to get rid of his static?

He felt ex-static.

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