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What is a very strange flea market called?

A bizarre bazaar.

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Why was Mrs. Jones always looking under her son's bed?

She was hoping that there might be something new under the son.

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What can we learn from the fact that the US will no longer be making pennies?

That it no longer has common cents.

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What is similar between a place where wine is made and a nursery?

They are both whineries.

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What month should you be careful not to buy fake jewelry?

Jewel lie.

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How did Lisa feel when she found that someone had pressed all the buttons in the elevator?

She found it depressing.

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Why did Fred dislike his job using a drill-press?

He found it very boring.

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What's the combination of a man and a lima bean?

A human bean.

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Why did Mr. Roberts take his key with an R attached, and put in on the upper hook on the wall?

He believed in the principle of higher R key.

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What's another name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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How do you describe someone who pretends to eat something?

He's ingesting in jest.

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Why did Samantha always try to keep busy?

She didn't want to be guilty of idle worship.

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