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Why was the elephant that lived in Manhattan depressed?

It couldn't find work, so it felt ir-elephant.

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What do you call a new one ounce bottle of perfume with a subtle fragrance?

A new ounce with a nuance.

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Why did the dog bark at the tree?

It was responding to the bark of the tree.

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What involves sound, but is silent?

A sound sleep.

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What is the owner of the chair store called?

The chairman.

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What security related word has a sword in it?

Password.

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Who made outdoor tables and chairs popular in Dublin?

Paddy O'Furniture

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Why are rock bands from Finland kosher?

They have Finns and scales.

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Why did the laptop catch a cold?

Because Windows was left open.

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Who is in charge of a bicycle factory?

The spokesperson

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Why did Marsha make a knot in the shape of the letter Y?

She figured 'Why not'?

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What are reporters who never retire called?

Permanent press.

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