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What was it called when Samantha texted her friend about the great date she was on?

It was an update about the up date.

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How did the baseball player feel about baseballs that land close to home plate?

He felt they were hitting too close to home.

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What is it called when parents provide good guidance for their children?

Power steering.

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What question can you ask about the leaves of an evergreen tree?

If they don't leave the tree, why are they called leaves?

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What is ironic about taking the apple on the left?

After you take it, the other one is left.

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How did worms get onto Noah's ark?

They came in pears.

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What is it called when you use an Apple computer to cut through loads of information to find what you are looking for?

Mac the knife.

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What is the happiest country in Europe?

Ha Land (Holland)

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Why did Liz putting a wedding song as her phone's ring tone?

She wanted a wedding ring.

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How did Helvetica respond when someone suggested that she go out with Times New Roman?

He's not my type.

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What can you say about a book describing the Basement Museum?

It's a best celler.

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What do you call an ambulance for alligators?

Gator Aid.

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