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What do you call someone who is an expert at choosing clocks for counter-tops?

Counter clock wise.

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Why did the loaf of bread feel insecure?

It felt kneady.

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What's an attitude in life that can make things harder?

Taking things for granite.

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How is a head cold similar to a lot of traffic?

They're both congested.

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Why did Martha practice drawing lions?

Her therapist said that there were times she had to get better at drawing the lion.

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What do you call a bee that is in a trance?

A Zom Bee.

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What was the best advice that Benjamin Franklin ever got?

People told him to go fly a kite.

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What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

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Why do some people find it very cool to go to sports games?

Because there are so many fans there.

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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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Why is moving from one house to another like fighting?

Because it involves boxing.

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What is the most disrespectable aspect of the computer?

The cursor.

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