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Who was more intelligent as a child - Alec Baldwin or Alec Guinness?

They were both Smart Alecs.

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What did Mr. Cow say to Mrs. Cow when it started pouring rain?

I Noah ark we can use.

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What seat lies?

Either 1. deceit or 2. a recliner.

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If Fairly Dickinson University provides undergraduate degrees, what is their graduate school called?

Very Dickinson

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Would anyone make or buy an odor-less perfume?

No, that would be non-scents.

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If Washington is the most Southern face on Mount Rushmore, what is Lincoln?

The North Face.

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Why did Jerry fly in a plane when he had a cold?

When he felt under the weather, he wanted to go over the weather.

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Why don't elephants get upset very often?

They have thick skin.

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What do you call a house where you go to become more aware?

A warehouse.

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Where do shoes go to get stronger?

Boot camp.

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What is the problem with a small group of people controlling a country?

It's just us, instead of justice.

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What do employment recruiters and cannibals have in common?

They're both called head hunters.

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