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Why did the people playing poker surround themselves with bushes?

They wanted to hedge their bets.

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When the teacher said there's no such thing in English as a double positive making a negative, how did a student respond?

Yeah, right.

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How did Cynthia feel about the fact that pollen counts were low?

She felt that was nothing to sneeze at.

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What is a good chili recipe?

Go outside without a coat.

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What does a smart person have in common with a school principal?

They are both in charge of their faculties.

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What bread is similar to money that was gotten illegally?

Sour dough.

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What ring weight absolutely nothing?

The ring tone of a phone.

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Why did John think he had Type O blood, when he really had Type A?

His birth records had a Type O.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Katz feel when they went out with her 8 kids?

They felt like she was herding Katz.

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What did the bike rider say to his friend after smashing into him by mistake?

I didn't expect to run into you here.

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What is the space over a spinning top called?

It's over the top.

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Why didn't Jerry mind if his dog didn't tell the truth when the dog was asleep?

Because he let sleeping dogs lie.

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