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Why did the husband and wife feel very close to each other?

Because she was only one 'meet her' away.

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Which horse did the cowboy only ride after dark?

A night mare

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What do you say to a dog when you give it a bone to chew on?

Bone appetit.

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Why did Jenny dislike her job as a stenographer?

Because her boss was a dictator.

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What is a book about Elon Musk and Henry Ford called?

Auto Biography.

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Why is it good to limit the amount of news you ingest every day?

It's not a coincidence that it's called De Press.

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What happened when farmer Brown taught his seeds to be concerned about the poor.

The pro seeds went to charity.

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How are different types of submarines described?

In sub-categories.

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Why did the light bulb have emotional problems?

Because it was turned off.

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Why did Bill not become a gastroenterologist?

He didn't have the guts.

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What was done wrong here?

Someone put all their eggs in one basket.

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Why did the reporter go into the ice cream parlor?

He wanted the inside scoop.

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