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How did the word 'hour' get its name?

Because it is 'ours' to do with as we choose.

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When you are very tired and need to rest, where should you go?

A rest room.

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When the room where people were allowed to make mistakes closed down, how was it described?

Now there is no room for error.

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What do you call a chiropractor in Egypt?

A Cairo Practor.

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What word describes eating food out of cans?

Uncanny.

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Why did Jenny dislike her job as a stenographer?

Because her boss was a dictator.

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Why did George make a large model of a dime?

Because he wanted to learn how to fall asleep on a dime.

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What are the dragons doing in this picture?

The dragons are dragging dragons.

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Why was Arnold arguing with his stomach?

Because he ate something that didn't agree with him.

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What is it called when you're on a boat and invite people to play and no one shows up?

You're not playing with a full deck.

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How does a hippie with 2 wives count them?

One Mrs. Hippie, two Mrs. Hippie.

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What it it called how a dog laps up water after winning a race?

Victory laps.

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