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Why is ethics like art?

You have to know where to draw the line.

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What do sales people, bartenders, and baseball teams have in common?

They all have pitchers.

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What are flies that hang around a clock called?

Time flies.

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What is this?

An elevator pitch.

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Why do butchers need regular vacations?

To escape the grind.

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What's a good name for a parking garage that treats its customers like royalty?

Par King.

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What is similar between certain blood types and a spelling error?

One is a type-O, and the other is a typo.

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What do these both have in common?

They're both pits.

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How did the students of the brilliant physics professor refer to him?

Dr. Know.

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Why did Bill throw a stone out of the car window whenever he made a turn?

He didn't want to leave any turn un-stoned.

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How did Oedipus feel after he found out what he had done?

He felt like an Oedipus wreck.

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Why did Jimmy wonder where the planet Noyd is?

Because his mother said she was a Noyd.

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