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When you're tired and want to take a nap, in what bag can you find the naps?

A nap sack.

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What is a person who stops exercizing called?

An ex-exercizer.

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Do people enjoy recycling so many items?

Sort of.

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What does an audio engineer do?

Provide sound advice.

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What is a line of rabbits putting seeds in the ground called?

A re-seeding hare line.

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Why didn't ancient man understand the world of the stars?

It was over his head.

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What is similar between getting off drugs and the day after Thanksgiving?

Cold turkey.

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What do geese and cars have in common?

They both honk.

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Why didn't the inventor try to make a car engine totally out of wooden parts?

Because he knew it wooden work.

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What 2 letters do you use when talking to someone else about themselves?

UR

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How did the writer feel when his books were no longer cited?

He felt ex-cited.

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What happened to Bill?

He tripped while he was on a trip.

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