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What two letters are used to make a spreadsheet?

XL

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What medicine calms you down while watching a play?

Drama-mine

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What are some 3 letter roles for people that are spelled the same backwards and forwards, showing they have to be flexible?

MOM, DAD, and TOT

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What room grows on a dead tree?

A mushroom.

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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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What do you call the view of a supermarket from the frozen food section?

The birds eye view.

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What can be said about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

Both Edison and the light bulb were brilliant.

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Why was the football team surprised when their opponents punted the football?

They thought there was no punt intended.

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Why did the rancher find his horses difficult to control?

Because they were always horsing around.

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Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

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How did Jerry feel about missing out on the sale to learn kick-boxing for a year for free?

He could have kicked himself.

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What kind of key lives in the jungle?

A monkey.

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