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Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

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What is it called when a fusion nuclear reaction starts acting unpredictably?

Con-fusion.

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What did the husband say when he brought his wife flowers?

This bud's for you.

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What do you call a large amount of stamps?

A stamp-ede.

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What letter of the alphabet is similar to a person with a split personality?

W

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What race has more people in it than any other?

The human race.

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How did the teacher feel about the dry-erase white board.

He thought it was remarkable.

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What are people called who have a tendency to act on a whim?

Whim-men.

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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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Though Joe was a great pitcher, why did he insist on playing other positions on the baseball team?

He didn't want to be pitch-in holed.

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What did one guy say to his friend when he got to the punchbowl at the party first?

I beat you to the punch.

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What is a plant growing out of an egg called?

An egg plant.

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