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When submarines do naval exercises, what are they called?

Sub routines.

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How do you say hello to the middle of the day?

High, noon!

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What is similar between a teenager with a credit card and a rhinoceros?

They are both dangerous when they are charging.

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What vegetable has the best rhythm?

Beets.

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Which type of vehicle transports a person to the doctor when he hurts his foot?

A toe truck.

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Is it legal to wear a shirt like this in public in the US?

Yes, we have a right to bare arms.

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What is an example of a contact sport where nobody touches anyone else?

When people hide each others' contact lenses.

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How did the recession affect the company that made air conditioners?

It took the wind out of their sales.

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Is there anything absolute about families?

It's all relative.

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Why did the quarterback run instead of throwing to his wide receiver?

He was cut off at the pass.

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What do you call it when everyone in a group hears and believes the same thing?

A heard mentality.

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What do you call a woodworker who can make a chair out of a flat piece of wood?

Chair man of the board.

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