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Why was the baker upset with the loaves of bread?

Because they were loafing around too much.

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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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What vegetable do you not want to take onto a boat?

A leek.

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Who is in charge of a bicycle factory?

The spokesperson

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In what room of a school are things re-created?

In the recreation room.

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Why did the leopard go the empty parking lot and go from one parking space to another?

It wanted to prove wrong those said it couldn't change its spots.

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What kind of static is very happy?

Ecstatic.

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How did the medical student choose Ophthalmology as a specialty?

He researched his options, and the eyes had it.

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How did Elsie the cow feel when she couldn't give milk?

She felt like an udder failure.

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What did the large fan say to the girl holding it?

I'm one of your biggest fans.

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What happened when Sam lost the sheet listing his debits and credits?

He lost his balance.

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How are computer disk drives different than car traffic?

It's good when disk drives are backed up, but it's not good when traffic is backed up.

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