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What does an art school and a store that sells bedroom dressers have in common?

They both have drawers.

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Why were the angels that were getting married so happy?

It was a marriage made in heaven.

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Why did Arnold print out the word MONEY and put it into his chopped liver?

He wanted to spread the word.

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Why did Joe, in his new job, feel like the wheels of a car?

He felt tired and under pressure.

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What is the condition called where a person is not allergic to cars?

Auto immune condition.

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What happened to the college when it didn't want to give its teachers a raise in salary?

It lost its faculties.

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How did the Curtis family feel after they had a pet bear for a month?

They couldn't bear it any more.

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What's a good name for a plumbing supply distributor?

Sink Inc.

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After reading the news each day, what is the main question that can occur to you?

What can explain the second half of the word 'mankind'?

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Why was Bill's band - that hummed while playing drums - not successful?

It was humdrum.

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How is this person feeling?

He's down in the dumps.

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Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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