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What was the problem with the rebellious beaver?

He didn't give a dam.

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How are making puns similar to oil drilling?

They both can be crude or refined.

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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator.

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What happened to the magician driving down the street?

He turned into a driveway.

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What did the sculptor do before he sculpted the subject's head?

He had to plan a head.

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Why was the king nauseous?

Because the people were revolting.

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What was Edith's reaction to reading the book on anti-gravity?

She couldn't put it down.

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Why was Bob always looking down at his wife's high heel shoes?

Because he was head over heels over her.

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What happened to Bill?

He tripped while he was on a trip.

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What do shoes and noses have in common?

They both smell.

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Why did Beth try not to stir the pot of soup too much?

She didn't want to go stir crazy.

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What is similar between slamming on the car brakes and baseball?

They both have a short stop.

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