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How is a clean shirt similar to a full parking lot that is totally full?

They are both spotless.

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Which type of make-up remover is used by all genders?

Withdrawing an apology

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Why do some people prefer oranges that are easier to peel?

They find them more appealing.

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Why did Jerry avoid taking hot baths?

He tried to avoid things that would get him into hot water.

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What is the thinnest coat?

A coat of paint.

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What do you say when you finish going through the everglades?

See you later alligator.

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What are the coolest inventions?

The refrigerator and the air conditioner.

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Why did Beverly learn knot tying?

She wanted to tie the knot, and get married.

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Why did Billy write in all capital letters?

He wanted to practice being a Capitalist.

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What did Joan do after she attached her schedule to a helium balloon?

She didn't know, because her plans were up in the air.

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What happened when the red and blue boats crashed into each other?

They were marooned.

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What did Marty say when he was saved by a lifeguard named Sam Bell?

"I was saved by the Bell".

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