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What happens if a cat falls into vinegar?

It becomes a sourpuss.

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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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Why did the city clean up it's large city dump?

Because people felt that its waste line was unsightly.

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What can we drink to get rid of the golden calf within us?

De-calf coffee.

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What part of a river is in the present?

Its currents.

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What do you call a retired explorer?

An ex-plorer.

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How do you describe a bar that got bad reviews?

The booze got boos.

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Do people enjoy recycling so many items?

Sort of.

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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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What are the most active two letters?

BZ

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What is someone called who can't stop weaving on a loom?

A loomatic.

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Why do chickens tend to have egg-streme political opinions?

Because they don't like being in the middle of the road.

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