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What do you call someone who is dishonest with words?

A lexi-con.

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What do you call a hippie who is a phony?

A hippie-crit.

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Why were Bill's friends always calling him up?

Because his nickname was 'Up'.

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Why did Maxine buy the more expensive bed?

It was bedder.

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Why did Beth wear sneakers when she did the wash?

In case the colors would run.

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What 2 letters do you say when you realize something?

I C

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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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What do you call a roof made of seal skins?

A seal-ing.

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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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Why was Betty concerned about people her age?

She felt there was a degeneration among the generation.

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What is the shadow of peapod called?

A podcast.

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When the camp went camping, what did they call the group that got splinters?

The splinter group.

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