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What do you call an ant that is good at finance?

An account ant.

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How did they describe the situation where the band's bass players were drunk?

The basses were loaded.

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If the hole of a bagel is filled with black pepper, what is the result?

A black hole.

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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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Why did Beverly Teak's niece make her feel elderly?

Her niece called her Aunt Teak.

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Why did Max fire his accountant?

Because Max told him he wanted the business to be liquid, and the accountant thought he said 'liquidated'.

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What do you call male child of a purse?

A purse son.

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Why did Sara like cream cheese with her lox?

It was the key and combination that unlocked the taste of the lox.

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What do you call a tree with poems attached to it?

Poet tree.

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What does eating hot food and sneezing have in common?

They are both hot chews.

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What is this?

Yisro Whale

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What is the problem with @, #, %, &, and *?

They think that they are special characters.

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