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Which horse did the cowboy only ride after dark?

A night mare

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Akiva Lane
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What was Bill's reaction when someone approached him with a negative attitude?

He was non-plussed.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a berry that doesn't tell the truth about its books?

A lie berry.

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Shane Ronay
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Who is in charge of a bicycle factory?

The spokesperson

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Akiva Lane
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What is the different between a tree and an elephant?

A tree's trunk is its largest part.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Linda name her dogs Rolex and Timex?

They were her watch dogs.

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Shane Ronay
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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the conductor proud of the orchestra he started?

He was very instrumental in its formation.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is an Achilles tendon injury so severe?

They take forever to heel.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called if a person agrees in order to get something in return?

A greed.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Betty feel about her new job pressing clothes?

She found the pressing depressing.

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Why did Bill take sleeping lessons?

He wanted to sleep well.

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