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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He just couldn't handle it.

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Akiva Lane
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How does a skunk know how to release its smell?

It uses its in-stinked.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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Dovid Lane
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How did Marty react when he inherited a banana plantation from his uncle?

He went bananas.

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Shane Ronay
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What type of shop specializes in watch components that are accurate up to the minute?

A second-hand store.

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Moshe Sherizen
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When Bobby threw a ball as hard as he could, why did it just come back to him?

He threw it up in the air.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when a boy in the family sets the table?

The setting son.

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Akiva Lane
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When Jeff asked his friend, "What is worse, ignorance or apathy?" how did his friend answer?

His friend answered, "I don't know, and I don't care".

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Arnold dislike snakes?

He felt they were creepy.

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Akiva Lane
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What is an exact duplicate of a bicycle called?

A cyclone.

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Akiva Lane
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When a doctor displayed the brain image of a high IQ person, what was the reaction?

That it was ingenious.

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What does a big fine for drunken driving have in common with English grammar?

Sin tax.

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