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What do you call a scientist who measures how big things are?

A size-mologist.

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What is always the main topic at the annual Surfing Conference?

Current events.

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How did this team win the championship?

They put up their Dukes.

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Why did Alan enjoy exercizing by balancing on balls?

Because it helped him with the ability to be on the ball.

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How are computer disk drives different than car traffic?

It's good when disk drives are backed up, but it's not good when traffic is backed up.

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Where did Maxine put her nail files?

In the filing cabinet.

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What kind of animal tries to keep all the bushes to itself?

A hedgehog.

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What is it called when someone is anxious about the future?

Future tense.

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If Washington is the most Southern face on Mount Rushmore, what is Lincoln?

The North Face.

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What do you call lox served in an apartment?

Pad lox.

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How did Billy react when he got a box of marbles for his birthday.

He thought it was marbleous.

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What did Barbie say to Ken?

You're a doll.

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