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How did the comb feel after it had its teeth made thinner?

It felt fine.

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Why did the mint chocolate candies look so fresh and clean?

Because they were in mint condition.

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What is similar between a mother with a child and furniture that stores clothes?

They are both dressers.

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Shane Ronay
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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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What is a happy insect called?

An uptick.

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How did Max feel about having lice?

It made him feel lousy.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

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Abe Kiss
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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why can't you trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.

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Is this cat anything special?

Yes - it's The Cat in the Hat.

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Why did King Midas make a well?

He thought, I might as well.

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Why was the football team surprised when their opponents punted the football?

They thought there was no punt intended.

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