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Shane Ronay
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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

He said, "Don't mansion it".

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a place where you can relax and sort things out?

A re-sort.

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Shane Ronay
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Which career works the fewest hours per week?

A Monday morning quarterback.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the farmer like planting the field of wheat?

It was sow sow.

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Shane Ronay
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What's the best time to create a virtual loaf of bread?

E-leaven.

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Akiva Lane
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What phrase both applies and does not apply to the Titanic?

"Icy" does apply. 'I see" does not apply.

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Akiva Lane
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What would happen if Earth was attacked by giant spiders from outer space?

A world wide web.

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Akiva Lane
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What position in the armed forces is just below Marine?

Submarine.

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Shaya Dubin
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Why were the wafer cookies sad?

Because their mother was away far.

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Matt Weiss
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What happens if two silk worms have a race?

They end in a tie.

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Akiva Lane
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How is the metric system similar to a guy going on a date?

They both involve a 'meet her'.

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Akiva Lane
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Where did Melinda keep information about doctors and medicine?

In her 'docs' folder on her computer.

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