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Why did Bill bring a hammer to the party?

He thought it might be useful to break the ice during conversations.

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When happened when the Brady family's boy couldn't sleep on their trip to Alaska?

It was the land of the midnight son.

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Which doctor is best to oversee your knee surgery?

The Joint Chief of Staff

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What do you call a demonstration at a diner?

A counter-demonstration.

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Why was Fran getting sea-sick using her computer?

Because everything was on her sea drive.

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How were Reggie and his friends referred to?

Regimen

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Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?

He'd made a spectacle of himself.

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What kind of point is not sharp?

A moot point.

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What's the opposite of a Thanksgiving turkey?

A spring chicken.

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Did Arlene like the new vacuum cleaner?

She thought it sucks.

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Why did Martha not appreciate her beautiful kitchen counters?

She took it for granite.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten-tickles.

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