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What is similar between a house of worship and Swiss cheese?

They're both holy.

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What does this picture show?

What are the greater graters?

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Why do people like peeling their own fruit?

Because if other people peel it, it has less appeal.

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Bill needed to pick a password 8 characters long, so what did he choose?

He chose the 8 character password: "Show-White-and-the-7-dwarves"

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What did Max do when the plumbing company made a mess of trying to fix the bathroom blockage?

He decided to sue her.

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What did Ben say when the tanks came and saved his village during the war?

Tanks.

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Who charges more than doctors and lawyers?

Spendthrifts with credit cards, and bulls in a bullfight.

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What does lettuce say when it rains?

Lettuce grow.

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Why did the guy on a date bring an elephant with him?

He wanted to have appeal.

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What do you call an item in a store where the price tag is unreadable?

Priceless.

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Why is lumping people together not a good practice?

Because to average them is "mean".

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What do you call a polygon with thousands of sides?

A balagon ('overly complicated' in Hebrew)

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