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Are robots brave?

Well, they have nerves of steel.

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Why did the homeowner get upset that he had to install this?

He just needed to vent.

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What did the circus do to the trapeze artist who wasn't performing well?

It suspended him.

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Why did the genie go to a psycho-therapist?

Because he felt all bottled-up.

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What has one eye, no mouth, and everyone agrees that it always makes a good point.

A needle.

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How did Bill feel when the day was so busy that he couldn't get any rest?

He felt restless.

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What does a cell phone and a gold ring have in common?

They both have a ring tone.

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What is the plural of plea?

Please.

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Why does hot weather seem so smart?

Because it has so many degrees.

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What is a bag called before it wakes up?

A sleeping bag.

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What should you avoid pressing when near a cliff?

The press-ipice.

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In what room of a school are things re-created?

In the recreation room.

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