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What is it called when the earth shakes around a duck farm?

An earth quack.

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I know the capitals of all 50 States.

For instance, Montana starts with a capital "M".

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When a man and a woman go on a date, how many kinds of dates are there?

Among others: accomodate, candidate, consolidate, elucidate, update, raindate, validate, inundate, and intimidate.

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Why did the sergeant give his troops sticks of glue?

As a message that they should to stick together.

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How do we know that the amount of seeds in a pear is an even number?

They come in pears.

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What idea does this represent?

To believe.

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What happened when Joe tripped on his neighbor's exposed sewer?

He wanted to sue her.

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What fictional character had an open mind?

Frankenstein.

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When submarines do naval exercises, what are they called?

Sub routines.

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What is it called when a boat company has a special discount on sailboats?

A sail-sale-celebration.

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Which type of vehicle transports a person to the doctor when he hurts his foot?

A toe truck.

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Why did the city clean up it's large city dump?

Because people felt that its waste line was unsightly.

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