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Why couldn't Melissa figure out Eddie Edwards?

To her, he was Mister E.

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What kind of tea commands respect?

Authora tea.

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What do you call someone who is very good at finding things?

Pro found.

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How would you describe the fact that ducks make more and better eggs than chickens?

It's a para-ducks.

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What did the sculptor do before he sculpted the subject's head?

He had to plan a head.

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What is this university's sister-school?

Death Valley Tech.

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How did the poor mouse family survive and get enough food eat?

Well, they just squeaked by.

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What do you call a pig who lost his voice?

Disgruntled

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How did Max feel about the lack of oxygen on top of the mountain?

Both the air and the views were breath-taking.

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What is the difference between a person deciding what to eat, and then eating it?

The first step is to choose, and then he chews.

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What time did Jimmy eat 30 peanuts?

8:30

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What do you say when something valuable falls into a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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