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What sickness does one get from building too hot a fire in a ski cottage?

Cabin fever

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What is the origin of the word 'stain'?

It's a spot that is stayin' in the clothes.

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What issue was Beth thinking about when deciding whether or not to vote Republican?

If the elephant is relevant.

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What did the artist do before he made a sculpture of a person's head?

He had to plan a head.

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Why did the student study outside in the cold?

Because he wanted to learn the subject cold.

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What can you say about 2 matches?

They match.

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How were crews asked to stop construction of this specific hospital?

Please hold the Mayo.

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How is the metric system similar to a guy going on a date?

They both involve a 'meet her'.

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What is an intricate housing development called?

A complex complex.

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Who was always $1 in debt?

Buck Owens

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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

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