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If FedEx merged with UPS, what would the new company be called?

Fed Up.

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Why did Arnold start a company that makes shovels?

He wanted to do well in spades.

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What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

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Did Arlene like the new vacuum cleaner?

She thought it sucks.

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Because Gus Jones was so much fun to be with, what was his nickname?

Fun Gus.

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Why did the publisher make wide margins when printing the Book of the Prophets?

He wanted wide Prophet margins.

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What kind of bird doesn't sing, but only hums?

A hummingbird.

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What is interesting about this group of words?

It seems to be a family where all the members have similar problems.

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How did King Kong feel about the woman he was holding?

He had a crush on her.

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What do you call a store that doesn't move?

A stationery store.

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Why did Mrs. Jones put the steaks in the freezer higher than the kids could reach?

Because the steaks were high.

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What happened when a tree doctor put the bark of an oak tree on a maple tree?

It didn't work, because he was barking up the wrong tree.

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