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How did Mr. and Mrs. Jones feel about their tax bill?

They felt under attacks.

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Why did Bob join the tug-of-war team?

He wanted to meet people who had a lot of pull.

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Why do we have to be careful with people who appear smart, and claim to be 'sincere'?

Though they might seem like a 'seer', they might not mind 'sinning'.

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Which doctor would you want overseeing your bacterial infection?

The Chief of Staph

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Which famous explorer invented the golf shirt?

Marco Polo

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What nickname did Billy's English teacher give him because his essays were so good?

Bill of writes.

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What gift does the soccer player not like to receive?

He doesn't like ties, he prefers to get victories.

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What is it called when a homeowner tries to stop a foreclosure of his house?

House keeping.

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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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What can you say about someone who thinks he will make a lot of money playing dice?

He's in a fool's para-dice.

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What is the owner of the chair store called?

The chairman.

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What does a big fine for drunken driving have in common with English grammar?

Sin tax.

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