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What special symbol weighs more than any other?

The pound.

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Why do we have to be careful with people who appear smart, and claim to be 'sincere'?

Though they might seem like a 'seer', they might not mind 'sinning'.

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How many teenagers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one. He stands still, and the world revolves around him.

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What will happen if the San Andreas Fault causes an earthquake?

It will be covered by no-fault insurance.

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What name did Mr. and Mrs. Tross have second thoughts about naming their baby boy?

Albert.

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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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What are hotdogs called when they are cold?

Hotdogs.

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How do you describe a fish when it does things very well?

A fish in sea.

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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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What do you call someone who is an expert about alarm clocks?

An alarmist.

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What vitamin is good for the eyes?

Vitamin see.

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If two eyes are labeled A and B, what eye is smarter?

A Eye

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