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Why is each skunk unique?

Because each is distinked.

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What can you say about a book describing the Basement Museum?

It's a best celler.

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How can we know when someone is ready for dating?

When their dating resume is UP TO DATE!

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What kind of tea always tells the truth?

Honest Tea.

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How do baseball players keep in touch with each other?

They touch base with each other.

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Why are rock bands from Finland kosher?

They have Finns and scales.

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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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How did the hacker get away?

He ransomeware.

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Why was Betty concerned about people her age?

She felt there was a degeneration among the generation.

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Why did the telemarketer use his clavicle to rest his headset?

Because that's his caller bone.

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What color coat is like a bee?

A yellow jacket.

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How was Bill's mug shot that was taken when he was arrested by mistake?

The picture didn't do him justice.

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