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Which horse did the cowboy only ride after dark?

A night mare

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What letter is good for a cough?

T

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How we do know that the thumb is the strongest finger?

It's a rule of thumb.

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Why did Joe use so much weather stripping?

He opposed the draft.

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What is it called when a mystic is hopeful about the future?

Opti-mistic.

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Why didn't the carpenter want to fit counter-tops?

He didn't want to be accused of counter-fitting.

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Why did the city clean up it's large city dump?

Because people felt that its waste line was unsightly.

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After someone stole Bobby's clothes while he was swimming, did he get home without people seeing him?

Yes, but just barely.

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What do train designers need to study?

Pullmonology

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What vitamin is good for the eyes?

Vitamin see.

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What sickness does one get from building too hot a fire in a ski cottage?

Cabin fever

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What do leaders say when they demand that everyone follow what they say?

The ruler's rules rule.

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