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What didn't Alan understand about the Humpty Dumpty nursery rhyme?

How were the king's horses involved in putting Humpty Dumpty together again?

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How do the bags in the supermarket feel?

They are fit to be tied.

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Shane Ronay
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How long must one walk a dog that lives indoors?

Until they're pooped.

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What was the result of Rick building a successful sunglasses business?

He had it made in the shades.

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How did the 2 robbers work together?

They would co-robberate.

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How do you describe someone who has a lot of influence in the field of app development?

He has app pull.

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How were the untied shoes feeling?

They were fit to be tied.

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What is it called when a leak is fixed in the ceiling?

Sealing the ceiling.

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What award did the farmer receive?

He was the best in his field.

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What happened when the skunk hurt his nose?

It didn't smell anymore.

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How do you describe an exciting job in advertising?

It's an ad-venture.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

A chew-chew train.

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