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What did Mount Rushmore look like before it was carved?

Un-presidented.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the rabbit jumping for joy?

Because it was very hoppy.

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Why did the butcher not take down the steaks from the top shelf of his freezer?

Because the steaks were too high.

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Why didn't Martha like having pet ducks?

She found they weren't what they were quacked up to be.

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What do you say when something valuable falls into a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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What is it called when trumpet players play their trumpets in response to each other?

A toot for a toot.

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Shane Ronay
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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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What happens when we realize something?

We see it with real eyes.

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Why did the bartender encourage his customers to drink more?

He wanted them to be more tips-y.

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Are people in a family 'absolute'?

They are 'relative', that's why they are called relatives.

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How did the American Indians feel about transporting things by travois.

It was a drag.

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What do you call a mouse that talks a lot?

A blabber-mouse.

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