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What is the shine of a gold ring called?

Its ring tone.

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What happened when the truck carrying jelly had an accident?

Traffic jam.

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What do you say about someone who buys cheap candy that causes them to gain weight?

Penny wise and pound foolish.

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What is similar between a teenager with a credit card and a rhinoceros?

They are both dangerous when they are charging.

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Do cows generally live alone?

It's generally un-herd of.

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What spice did Betty avoid adding to recipes?

Because she felt people didn't taste it, it was a waste of Thyme.

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Why did Mike lose his job as a masseur?

He rubbed people the wrong way.

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How did Martha feel about going back to work on Monday?

It was a weak day.

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If you put blue berries deep in the ground, what are they called?

Very buried berries.

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Why did Jill often find it difficult to find her sneakers?

She suspected that it was because they were sneaking around the house.

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Why did Barry wear an oxygen mask when he saw a beautiful sunset?

Because it took his breath away.

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Which window specialty focuses on commercial accounts?

Pane Management specialists.

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