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What is the Sherlock Holmes story where he solves the mystery of the missing pillow?

The pillow case.

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What is the term for a relapse of influenza?

Deja Flu

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Why is the Pillsbury doughboy a hippie?

He's a flour child.

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What was Maxwell Katz's nickname when he became King?

Reigning Katz.

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What word and number indicate the winner of a race?

Won and 1.

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Why should we be very careful handling glass?

There's a reason it's called a pain of glass.

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What is happening here?

It's raining cats and dogs.

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My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish anything.

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Why did Arlene buy a rug?

She had some problems that she wanted to sweep under it.

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What is a gun in a hat called?

A cap gun.

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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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Are outsiders allowed into the room called the 'well' in the Justice Department?

No, but it's just-as-well.

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