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Why do people like peeling their own fruit?

Because if other people peel it, it has less appeal.

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What is the study of the family history of Genies called?

Genie-ology.

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What letter and number combination precedes everything else?

B4

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What does a duck wear to his wedding?

A ducksedo.

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Why did Martha practice drawing lions?

Her therapist said that there were times she had to get better at drawing the lion.

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How did Bill's body respond when he was insulted?

He felt knocked off his feet, he felt hit in the head, he took it as an affront, and was taken aback.

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How did Sandy describe her doubts about her family's hotel plans?

She had reservations about the reservations.

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Why was Fred confused by forms?

Because he didn't know if he should fill them IN or fill them OUT.

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What is a policeman called when he's sleeping in bed?

An undercover cop.

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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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Why was Joyce amazed when she saw what came before posterous?

It was pre-posterous.

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What liquid is able to run?

Running water.

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