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What word describes a variety of missiles?

Missile-aneous.

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What did Marty say when he was saved by a lifeguard named Sam Bell?

"I was saved by the Bell".

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What do you do when you first feel an itch?

You start from scratch.

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Why did the manager buy a very large piece of paper?

Because he wanted all his workers to be on the same page.

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Why did Amanda avoid cookies, cake, and crackers?

She tried to void foods that are crummy.

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Why are all shopping malls very similar?

You see one, you see the mall.

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When does fore plus fore equals four.

The forelegs of one horse and the forelegs of another horse adds up to four legs.

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What is the name of a memoir of the day-to-day tasks of someone who milks cows?

Daily dairy diary.

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What is similar between a tile salesman and a lizard?

One is a tile rep, and the other is a reptile.

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What did the royals think about their subject's continued protests?

They thought it was revolting.

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Why did the owners of the Secure Hotel change its name?

The guests felt uncomfortable being in Secure.

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What seat lies?

Either 1. deceit or 2. a recliner.

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