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When Mark Gen was knighted, what kind of doctor did he automatically become.

Sir Gen.

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Was Bill's love of bread a factor in his becoming a baker?

Yes, it played a big roll, and he wanted to make a lot of bread.

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Why didn't Joe play hide-and-seek very often?

Good hide-and-seek players are hard to find.

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What is it called when a mystic is hopeful about the future?

Opti-mistic.

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Why did Beverly change from being an accountant to a singing teacher?

She found she was very good with in-voices.

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What fruit is the favorite of men and women getting to know each other?

Dates.

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What's a good career path for those with wit and a command over language?

A pundit.

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What permission did the poet need to write poetry?

Poetic license.

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What special symbol weighs more than any other?

The pound.

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Why didn't the two gangs have their scheduled showdown?

Because one gang didn't show up.

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What's good about using lion bookends?

Then you can read between the lions.

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What do you call someone who is an expert about alarm clocks?

An alarmist.

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