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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

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What does Leonard Bernstein and copper have in common?

They are both good conductors.

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What can you say about a broken drinking fountain?

It's out of order and out of water.

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Which sea creature is not friendly to other sea creatures?

Anemone

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What is a program called that tries to convince people to become doctors?

Indoctorinzation.

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Where does a lot of violent activity take place?

In youth hostiles

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What is a survey done over the phone called?

A telephone poll.

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What begins with a dish and is not honest?

The word dishonest.

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Do you want an ark for protection from a flood?

I Noah guy who can help.

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What is this man's position?

He's a steakholder for a photographer.

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What does the army and the wind have in common?

They both can have a draft.

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What do you call a house where you go to become more aware?

A warehouse.

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