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How did the Smith family feel when they spent a lot of money painting their house blue, and they didn't like the color?

They felt they blew it, and they had the blues.

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Shane Ronay
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Who oversees chickens?

Chicken Tenders

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Akiva Lane
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What can be said about people who work around the clock?

They are shiftless.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

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Why did Beverly Teak's niece make her feel elderly?

Her niece called her Aunt Teak.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you translate MS/DOS from Hebrew to English?

Honest Thinking (Emes Das)

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Moshe Sherizen
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What starts with a T and ends with a T and has T in it?

A teapot.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call ticks that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly ticks.

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Akiva Lane AI
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How does it feel sitting under a lime tree?

It feels sublime.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a school with just a few students?

A minuscule mini-school.

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Shane Ronay
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What is a risk of driving an electric car?

Being charged with battery.

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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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