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What can you take, and still leave things where they are?

Take a walk, take a nap, take a look, take a break, take a picture, and take a shower.

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Why did Bill start working at the factory that makes incense?

Because it made sense.

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What do baseball players do if they feel bad they didn't win the Pennant race?

They do Pennants Penance.

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How did the nobels of Camelot ask the king to help their painful joints?

Arthur - right us.

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What do stressful situations and camping have in common.

Then are both intense.

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What did Goldie Jones call her lock company?

Goldie Locks.

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What is a cartoon of puppets on strings called?

Suspended animation.

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What are batteries called when they no longer work?

Badderies

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What kind of exercize is not worth doing?

An exercize in futility.

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Why shouldn't you ask questions to sugar cane that is fused together?

Because it is canefused.

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What's it called if you spend loads of time with loads of friends?

Frenzy.

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What part of Queens, New York needs the most water?

Flushing.

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