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Which doctor is best to oversee your knee surgery?

The Joint Chief of Staff

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Akiva Lane
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Why do shoes sneeze when they get hot?

They become hot-shoes!

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Shane Ronay
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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a plane that is not fancy?

A plain plane.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did it often rain when Bill was thinking with deep concentration?

Because he was brainstorming.

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What math term did Alice not like?

The mean.

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How we do know that the thumb is the strongest finger?

It's a rule of thumb.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why do French eat snails?

They don't like fast food.

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Akiva Lane
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What's in back of the back of a person?

The front of the person.

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Shane Ronay
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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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Akiva Lane
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How did Martha feel about going back to work on Monday?

It was a weak day.

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Why didn't Martha like having pet ducks?

She found they weren't what they were quacked up to be.

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