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Akiva Weiss
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What does a duck wear to his wedding?

A ducksedo.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Fred spend a lot of time looking around the horse stable?

His therapist said his life should be more stable eyes'd.

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Shane Ronay
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Where do uncles find their wives?

An aunt farm

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is a light bulb filled with dirt called?

Not a light bulb, but a heavy bulb.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do all these people have in common?

They're having a ball.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Joe race Fred to the punch-bowl at the party?

He wanted to beat him to the punch.

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Akiva Lane
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Where are the remnants of Noah's Ark kept?

In the Arkive.

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Shane Ronay
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My friend says people think that he is egotistical.

I told him not to have his "I" out for them.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Sally afraid that the vegetables would slap her?

Because she knew they were fresh.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the tree do when it felt like just a stick in the mud?

It branched out.

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Shane Ronay
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Why were the homeowner's dogs silent when a burglar came and went?

They were hush puppies.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the elder people like the larger playing cards?

For them it was a big deal.

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