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What kind of phone do prisoners use?

Cell phones.

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Why were Adam and Eve punished when they ate from the tree of knowledge?

They were told it was a no know.

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What is a very small pun called?

A puny pun.

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When the music tracks that Jay submitted lost the music competition, what was the ironic result?

He made a lot of money off the beaten tracks.

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Why are shovels so important to society?

They are a ground-breaking tool.

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Why did Max pick up his glass of wine?

He wanted to lift his spirits.

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How do we always know who a child's mother is?

When she is pregnant and gives birth, it's apparent.

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Why did Bill put his left hand over the food when he finished eating?

Because the food on the plate were left-overs.

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What did the children say when given these?

Ooh...goody, goody gumdrops!

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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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What is similar between a house of worship and Swiss cheese?

They're both holy.

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What did the artist do before he made a sculpture of a person's head?

He had to plan a head.

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