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Why did John think he had Type O blood, when he really had Type A?

His birth records had a Type O.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is the next fan the most popular?

Because it is fancy.

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What do you call a chiropractor in Egypt?

A Cairo Practor.

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What does a cell phone and a gold ring have in common?

They both have a ring tone.

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Why was Jill relieved after she put the lid back on the peanut butter jar.

Because now it's recovered.

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What can you say about someone who travels with light beams stored in jars?

He packs light.

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Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

Because it's pointless.

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What happened when Gary tried to play piano by ear?

He decided it's better to play with his hands.

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When the phone caller said 'I hope I'm not disturbing you', how did Andy respond?

Andy said, "You can't disturb me, because I'm already disturbed".

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Shane Ronay
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What is this university's sister-school?

Death Valley Tech.

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What do you call an eating contest to see who can eat the fastest?

The gulp war.

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Why did Bill always make sure he had enough reck with him?

He didn't want to be reckless.

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