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Why are ticks in Rome full of love?

Because they are romantics.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time.

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What is the motto of people who keep to a strict budget?

We have a budget, and we won't let it budge.

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How did Max feel about his rash?

He found it very irritating.

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When Matthew Gen was knighted, why did people think he was a doctor?

Because people called him Sir Gen.

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Why did Max pay a lot of money for a bed?

Because it was a bedder bed.

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Why did Bill want his wife to make pie without sugar?

His sweetie pie's pie was sweet enough.

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What is similar between getting off drugs and the day after Thanksgiving?

Cold turkey.

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Why did Fred spend a lot of time looking around the horse stable?

His therapist said his life should be more stable eyes'd.

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Why did Ben wear double-pane eye glasses?

He wanted to four-see what would happen.

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How did the pitcher learn to throw curve balls?

It was a learning curve.

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